Haiku Season

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Haiku Season

by Snowball » 13 May 2014 20:54

Three Lines 5-7-5 syllables

eg


Good Manager In
Dodgy Russian Spends Badly
End in Seventh Place

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Re: Haiku Season

by Snowball » 13 May 2014 21:00

Another crap thread
Summer looks to be endless
Hope QPR lose

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Re: Haiku Season

by Reading4eva » 14 May 2014 07:24

What is this bollocks
Get rid of Zingarevich soon
Hope QPR lose

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Re: Haiku Season

by Silver Fox » 14 May 2014 10:01

Seventh place finish
Can only be a failure
So fvck off now Nige

It's not his fault though!
Promises were all broken
Cry physio fans

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Re: Haiku Season

by Pepe the Horseman » 14 May 2014 10:07

Reading4eva What is this bollocks
Get rid of Zingarevich soon
Hope QPR lose

Fail


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Re: Haiku Season

by floyd__streete » 14 May 2014 13:02

Adkins has failed
We are f*cked financially
Floyd was right of course

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Re: Haiku Season

by Brum Royal » 14 May 2014 13:05

Long summer ahead
Lots of players leaving club
Tough year looks likely

Optimistic head
Says things will be ok if
Youth players step up

Pessimistic head
Says season will be hard with
Relegation fight

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Re: Haiku Season

by genome » 14 May 2014 13:09

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now?

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Re: Haiku Season

by maffff » 14 May 2014 14:17

We hold the record
One hundred and six we sing.
Next year they try again.


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Re: Haiku Season

by Upper West Ginger » 14 May 2014 14:27

"My Garden Shed is
bigger than this" we all sing
(Exaggeration)

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Re: Haiku Season

by Will95 » 14 May 2014 14:59

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Got lucky, lucky, lucky,
Bad times ahead, oxf*rd

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Re: Haiku Season

by alfiesaywhat » 14 May 2014 16:49

Big talk of owners
Omani or 'merican
Yet let down again

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Re: Haiku Season

by Dick Habbin's hairdo » 14 May 2014 17:02

Summer clearout now
Cut the cloth accordingly
Try to keep afloat


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Re: Haiku Season

by BraisingsteakRoyal » 14 May 2014 22:14

McCarthy in goal
Some carthorses at the back
The rest will be sold

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Re: Haiku Season

by Clyde1998 » 14 May 2014 22:21

This is a haiku,
about the Reading FC.
It's not very good :(

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Re: Haiku Season

by Pseud O'Nym » 14 May 2014 22:48

Siberian wind
blew brief through the stadium
leaving only dust

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Re: Haiku Season

by Snowball » 15 May 2014 11:32

Pseud O'Nym Siberian wind
blew brief through the stadium
leaving only dust




That is quite neat

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Re: Haiku Season

by liamobey » 15 May 2014 11:52

Snowball
Pseud O'Nym Siberian wind
blew brief through the stadium
leaving only dust




That is quite neat


Yeah, that's awesome

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Re: Haiku Season

by melonhead » 15 May 2014 11:55

Pseud O'Nym Siberian wind
blew brief through the stadium
leaving only dust


winner

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Re: Haiku Season

by From Despair To Where? » 15 May 2014 12:01

Sign big name players
Fan expectation so high
Same old shit again.

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