CONFIMRED - The 2nd final countdown

[Hound]

Has he bought us yet?

Yes. It’s just everyone’s so bored of the whole thing they haven’t bothered discussing it in this thread

[Delboy]

Efl deadline is a bank holiday Monday so last banking day is Friday 2 nd will a deal be announced before our final game , would be great if it happens

[Stranded]

Efl deadline is a bank holiday Monday so last banking day is Friday 2 nd will a deal be announced before our final game , would be great if it happens

It is but are the banks involved in the transaction likely to be UK based?

[Brogue]

Efl deadline is a bank holiday Monday so last banking day is Friday 2 nd will a deal be announced before our final game , would be great if it happens

It is but are the banks involved in the transaction likely to be UK based?

You are Huang lad an I claim my £5

[Stranded]

Efl deadline is a bank holiday Monday so last banking day is Friday 2 nd will a deal be announced before our final game , would be great if it happens

It is but are the banks involved in the transaction likely to be UK based?

You are Huang lad an I claim my £5

Its not a tough thing to surmise. Couhig is US based and isn't there a bank in BVI heavily involved in Dai's affairs?

[Winston Biscuit]

Efl deadline is a bank holiday Monday so last banking day is Friday 2 nd will a deal be announced before our final game , would be great if it happens

Secret player to be announced as on the bench. As secret player comes on in the 80th minute the stadium announcer says the sub coming on is our new owner and Couhig takes his mask off to reveal his identity, stadium goes wild, Couhig hammers it into the top corner from 35 yards in the 89th minute to win the game, runs towards Barnsley fans giving it absolutely loads angry style, arms out wide screaming 'you f***ing want some do ya?!', has to be dragged away by other players to stop him from being sent off.

the dream takeover announcement

[Sutekh]

Efl deadline is a bank holiday Monday so last banking day is Friday 2 nd will a deal be announced before our final game , would be great if it happens

Secret player to be announced as on the bench. As secret player comes on in the 80th minute the stadium announcer says the sub coming on is our new owner and Couhig takes his mask off to reveal his identity, stadium goes wild, Couhig hammers it into the top corner from 35 yards in the 89th minute to win the game, runs towards Barnsley fans giving it absolutely loads angry style, arms out wide screaming 'you f***ing want some do ya?!', has to be dragged away by other players to stop him from being sent off.

the dream takeover announcement

FL would then promptly disqualify Couhing for breaching several league rules and force the club to be sold in 28 days

[leon]

It is but are the banks involved in the transaction likely to be UK based?

You are Huang lad an I claim my £5

Its not a tough thing to surmise. Couhig is US based and isn't there a bank in BVI heavily involved in Dai's affairs?

yeah I think we've entered a whole new depth of navel gazing here

[Crusader Royal]

Efl deadline is a bank holiday Monday so last banking day is Friday 2 nd will a deal be announced before our final game , would be great if it happens

Secret player to be announced as on the bench. As secret player comes on in the 80th minute the stadium announcer says the sub coming on is our new owner and Couhig takes his mask off to reveal his identity, stadium goes wild, Couhig hammers it into the top corner from 35 yards in the 89th minute to win the game, runs towards Barnsley fans giving it absolutely loads angry style, arms out wide screaming 'you f***ing want some do ya?!', has to be dragged away by other players to stop him from being sent off.

the dream takeover announcement

FL would then promptly disqualify Couhing for breaching several league rules and force the club to be sold in 28 days

We are deducted points for fielding an ineligible player and miss out on the playoffs …..

[Winston Biscuit]

Secret player to be announced as on the bench. As secret player comes on in the 80th minute the stadium announcer says the sub coming on is our new owner and Couhig takes his mask off to reveal his identity, stadium goes wild, Couhig hammers it into the top corner from 35 yards in the 89th minute to win the game, runs towards Barnsley fans giving it absolutely loads angry style, arms out wide screaming 'you f***ing want some do ya?!', has to be dragged away by other players to stop him from being sent off.

the dream takeover announcement

FL would then promptly disqualify Couhing for breaching several league rules and force the club to be sold in 28 days

We are deducted points for fielding an ineligible player and miss out on the playoffs …..

'Couhig' pulls off another layer of mask to reveal it was Dai all along. Stadium boooooo's loudly. Barnsley player pulls off his mask to reveal Couhig, who was playing from the start of the game! (and all season long as this moment was deeply planned and executed) Crowd cheers wildly. Ref blows for full time, a trophy is brought out and handed to RFC, glitter cannons go off, Lady Satsuma's dance anthem comes on, Thames Valley Jets put on a dance display, Mr Woo comes out on the pitch and does a football juggling display, the ref pulls off his mask to reveal he is the lad who frontflipped topless during the televised cup game, John Madejski pulls off his mask to reveal he was actually Cilla Black all along

the dream takeover announcement

[MartinRdg]

'Couhig' pulls off another layer of mask to reveal it was Dai all along. Stadium boooooo's loudly. Barnsley player pulls off his mask to reveal Couhig, who was playing from the start of the game! (and all season long as this moment was deeply planned and executed) Crowd cheers wildly. Ref blows for full time, a trophy is brought out and handed to RFC, glitter cannons go off, Lady Satsuma's dance anthem comes on, Thames Valley Jets put on a dance display, Mr Woo comes out on the pitch and does a football juggling display, the ref pulls off his mask to reveal he is the lad who frontflipped topless during the televised cup game, John Madejski pulls off his mask to reveal he was actually Cilla Black all along

the dream takeover announcement

Interesting imagination....

[Who Moved The Goalposts?]

FL would then promptly disqualify Couhing for breaching several league rules and force the club to be sold in 28 days

We are deducted points for fielding an ineligible player and miss out on the playoffs …..

'Couhig' pulls off another layer of mask to reveal it was Dai all along. Stadium boooooo's loudly. Barnsley player pulls off his mask to reveal Couhig, who was playing from the start of the game! (and all season long as this moment was deeply planned and executed) Crowd cheers wildly. Ref blows for full time, a trophy is brought out and handed to RFC, glitter cannons go off, Lady Satsuma's dance anthem comes on, Thames Valley Jets put on a dance display, Mr Woo comes out on the pitch and does a football juggling display, the ref pulls off his mask to reveal he is the lad who frontflipped topless during the televised cup game, John Madejski pulls off his mask to reveal he was actually Cilla Black all along

the dream takeover announcement

I definitely don't want whatever WB is on.

[From Despair To Where?]

Secret player to be announced as on the bench. As secret player comes on in the 80th minute the stadium announcer says the sub coming on is our new owner and Couhig takes his mask off to reveal his identity, stadium goes wild, Couhig hammers it into the top corner from 35 yards in the 89th minute to win the game, runs towards Barnsley fans giving it absolutely loads angry style, arms out wide screaming 'you f***ing want some do ya?!', has to be dragged away by other players to stop him from being sent off.

the dream takeover announcement

FL would then promptly disqualify Couhing for breaching several league rules and force the club to be sold in 28 days

We are deducted points for fielding an ineligible player and miss out on the playoffs …..

Or the fans pile on to chair him off the pitch in celebration and the EFL invoke the suspended 3pt deduction for the pitch invasion.

[Fox Talbot]

We are deducted points for fielding an ineligible player and miss out on the playoffs …..

'Couhig' pulls off another layer of mask to reveal it was Dai all along. Stadium boooooo's loudly. Barnsley player pulls off his mask to reveal Couhig, who was playing from the start of the game! (and all season long as this moment was deeply planned and executed) Crowd cheers wildly. Ref blows for full time, a trophy is brought out and handed to RFC, glitter cannons go off, Lady Satsuma's dance anthem comes on, Thames Valley Jets put on a dance display, Mr Woo comes out on the pitch and does a football juggling display, the ref pulls off his mask to reveal he is the lad who frontflipped topless during the televised cup game, John Madejski pulls off his mask to reveal he was actually Cilla Black all along

the dream takeover announcement

I definitely don't want whatever WB is on.

He’s missed the nodding helicopters! That’s a must have in any fantasy.

[From Despair To Where?]

'Couhig' pulls off another layer of mask to reveal it was Dai all along. Stadium boooooo's loudly. Barnsley player pulls off his mask to reveal Couhig, who was playing from the start of the game! (and all season long as this moment was deeply planned and executed) Crowd cheers wildly. Ref blows for full time, a trophy is brought out and handed to RFC, glitter cannons go off, Lady Satsuma's dance anthem comes on, Thames Valley Jets put on a dance display, Mr Woo comes out on the pitch and does a football juggling display, the ref pulls off his mask to reveal he is the lad who frontflipped topless during the televised cup game, John Madejski pulls off his mask to reveal he was actually Cilla Black all along

the dream takeover announcement

I definitely don't want whatever WB is on.

He’s missed the nodding helicopters! That’s a must have in any fantasy.

How about invoking the spirit of Elm Park and have a parachutist crash into the roof of the stand?

[windermereROYAL]

FL would then promptly disqualify Couhing for breaching several league rules and force the club to be sold in 28 days

We are deducted points for fielding an ineligible player and miss out on the playoffs …..

Or the fans pile on to chair him off the pitch in celebration and the EFL invoke the suspended 3pt deduction for the pitch invasion.

There`s no suspended points deduction for a pitch invasion, it`s only if it results in an abandonment.

[From Despair To Where?]

Our tests confirm that your sense of humour bypass was a complete success.

[Elm Park Kid]

Sorry for being my usual vague self, but I heard some very positive stuff this morning and we should.... should be good before Friday.

[Mid Sussex Royal]

Sorry for being my usual vague self, but I heard some very positive stuff this morning and we should.... should be good before Friday.

Great to hear - thanks

[Snowflake Royal]

Wouldn't it be great to notol only get a finalised takeover this coming week, but also have a number of contract extensions confirmed at the game.

Pereira, Craig, Mbengue - for example