survival simplified

[Stooper]

Well done. Your survival knowledge surpasses all others. Give yourself a medal.

Well done to you too, for being a dick head

Run along children

[West Stand Man]

I've been doing a few calculations and I reckon surviving isn't as difficult as it's made out to be, especially with the start we've made.
We currently stand on 13 points after 7 games. Now, on average 40 points is normally a good bet for survival - that's only 9 wins.

Or it could be 27 draws, or maybe 8 wins and 3 draws, or 7 wins and 6 draws ........

Or maybe you could teach my grandma to suck eggs - if that isn't too simple as well?