Chants for Fulham on Saturday....

runrunrunrungilksey · by **runrunrunrungilksey** » 30 Oct 2007 20:40

Reading Reject

Reading Reject Oh oh

(aimed at Lawrie & Soul)

bottom left hand corner · by **bottom left hand corner** » 30 Oct 2007 20:49

Reading Rejects

Reading Rejects Oh oh

(aimed at Lawrie & Soul)

maybe then

EASTENDER MARKY · by **EASTENDER MARKY** » 30 Oct 2007 20:55

He plays on the left,
He plays on the riiiiight,
That boy Seol,
He's still fcuking shite.

Liam Rosenior, Liam Rosenior...(tune of fcuk off Mourinho...)

Lets get some original old school ones going like:

Hello Hello We are the Reading boys,
My old man said be a Reading fan,
We are the travelling South Bank,
etc,etc,etc.

Anyone think of any more?

Fred Sharpe's Nose · by **Fred Sharpe's Nose** » 30 Oct 2007 21:00

Ian Royal Seol Ki Hyeon eats dogs in his own country
it could be worse,
he could be Dodi, dead in a tunnel.

I'm not sure I've got the hang of the rhyming thing, but was that similar to what you had in mind?

That would do nicely... Or perhaps â€œWhatâ€™s it like coming from a country whose neighbours or near neighbours are threatening to destroy the world with nuclear armamentsâ€

runrunrunrungilksey · by **runrunrunrungilksey** » 30 Oct 2007 21:03

bottom left hand corner Reading Rejects

Reading Rejects Oh oh

(aimed at Lawrie & Soul)

maybe then

True!

ScottishRoyal · by **ScottishRoyal** » 30 Oct 2007 21:12

Fred Sharpe's Nose
Ian Royal Seol Ki Hyeon eats dogs in his own country
it could be worse,
he could be Dodi, dead in a tunnel.

I'm not sure I've got the hang of the rhyming thing, but was that similar to what you had in mind?

That would do nicely... Or perhaps â€œWhatâ€™s it like coming from a country whose neighbours or near neighbours are threatening to destroy the world with nuclear armamentsâ€

rollsy · by **rollsy** » 30 Oct 2007 21:18

ScottishRoyal
Fred Sharpe's Nose
Ian Royal Seol Ki Hyeon eats dogs in his own country
it could be worse,
he could be Dodi, dead in a tunnel.

I'm not sure I've got the hang of the rhyming thing, but was that similar to what you had in mind?

That would do nicely... Or perhaps â€œWhatâ€™s it like coming from a country whose neighbours or near neighbours are threatening to destroy the world with nuclear armamentsâ€

Y25 · by **Y25** » 30 Oct 2007 21:20

Don Finch K I T
S O N
He plays for the biscuitmen
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Dave could beat you on his own.

not heard this one before

not going on saturday but hope this one takes off and it carries on to the next home game

Readingfanman · by **Readingfanman** » 30 Oct 2007 21:43

"You'll never get a passport , you'll never get a passport"

The Rouge · by **The Rouge** » 30 Oct 2007 22:44

(from the 70s)

I've just got to get a message to you..
Fcuk off
Fcuk off

SWLR · by **SWLR** » 31 Oct 2007 08:54

Fred Sharpe's Nose Could we perhaps scale the heights of good taste by combining something about Koreans eating dogs with something about an Arab getting killed in a car crash? Garn, URZ.

At the Fulham away game in the Keegan era I did try a chant making reference to the fact that no one had ever died in a Madejski Mercedes. This was roundly booed by those around me. Not sure if that was because it was so close to the event, or because I was p*ssed and it probably did not scan.

Cripple Creek · by **Cripple Creek** » 31 Oct 2007 09:04

Lawrie Sanchez
Lawrie Sanchez
Used to play for Reading
Now he's the manager of Fulham
La, la la la
La, la la la

To the tune of Stairway to Heaven.

Crowthorne Royal · by **Crowthorne Royal** » 31 Oct 2007 09:13

Dave Kitson song absolute belter, and let's be honest Dave deserves it. Imagine if he'd been playing last year, we might have made the Champions League !

I have to say though guys, songs about someones son dying is just horrible and completely distasteful. I'm all for 'gallows humour' but the key word is humour and not just pure spite. Waving passports for example sounds good!

Often at away games we concentrate too much on criticising anything to do with the opposition when we should be focussing on supporting our boys. Really looking forward to Fulham, nice tight grround where we will sound LOUD & PROUD.

C'mon URZZZZ, you know it makes senssssssse !!!!

Zammo · by **Zammo** » 31 Oct 2007 09:15

YMCA !

AF1 · by **AF1** » 31 Oct 2007 09:33

Booing Seol will only futher cement our position as lamest fans in the division.

Idiots.

Harps stay sharp · by **Harps stay sharp** » 31 Oct 2007 09:49

I heard a brilliant song on the POW Bus on Saturday about our Leroy.

To the chorus of 'can't take my eyes off of you'.

Oh Leroy Lita
Love of my life
Oh Leroy Lita
I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Leroy Lita
I'll let you video too

Skin · by **Skin** » 31 Oct 2007 11:10

Harps stay sharp I heard a brilliant song on the POW Bus on Saturday about our Leroy.

To the chorus of 'can't take my eyes off of you'.

Oh Leroy Lita
Love of my life
Oh Leroy Lita
I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Leroy Lita
I'll let you video too

Sung in Y25/6 on sat, hopefully will catch on a bit more.

EASTENDER MARKY · by **EASTENDER MARKY** » 31 Oct 2007 11:42

Doyle needs a shorter song, how about the one that was suggested first,

na na na na na na na na na na na Super Kevin Doyle,
Kevin Doyle, Super Kevin Doyle...

(Tune of: Baby give it up)

Jerry St Clair · by **Jerry St Clair** » 31 Oct 2007 11:49

Don Finch K I T
S O N
He plays for the biscuitmen
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Dave could beat you on his own.

This is outstanding.

I think the last line could be improved, but otherwise, it's a cracker.

EASTENDER MARKY · by **EASTENDER MARKY** » 31 Oct 2007 11:55

K I T
S O N
He plays for the biscuitmen
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Dave could beat you on his own.

Great song, hope to hear it being sung loudly on saturday.

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