Mr. Reading I was that dick! The reason for the particulars being noted was that a different steward accused me of "assault" for tapping him on the shoulder in jest. Ridiculous heavy-handed stewarding was the provocation, as well as the first steward coming up to me swearing in my face.
I gave as good as I got, and it ended with a different steward needlessly attacking someone a couple of rows in front for attempting to photograph him. I challenge anyone to act any differently; in fact I believe I did well not to nut the o*ford in the face after he asked me if I wanted to "o*ford start summin wit me".
I can't believe it didn't kick off, you were provoking him like nothing i've seen before, V signs and several actions implying a headbutt were offered lol