Chants for Fulham on Saturday....

[G'La]

Lets get all 80's and sing "no surrender to the IRA" for Fulham/Northern Ireland team. Could backfire and piss Doyle, Hunt and Long off though.... scrap that!

[Whore Jackie]

K I T
S O N
He plays for the biscuitmen
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Dave could beat you on his own.

This is outstanding.

I think the last line could be improved, but otherwise, it's a cracker.

Seconded.

How about:

K I T
S O N
He plays for the biscuitmen
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Dave's a bit injury-prone

[jm_cooper]

Lets get some original old school ones going

Everywhere we gooo,
People wanna knoooow,
Who the fcuking hell are we?
So we tell 'em,
We are the READING,
Colours blue and white,
We hate the Swindon,
So we stab 'em.

WE HATE SWINDON, WE HATE SWINDON, WE HATE SWINDON, WE HATE SWINDON, WE HATE SWINDON, WE HATE SWINDON,

WE ARE THE SWINDON...HATERS.

[EASTENDER MARKY]

Terrific.

[donface]

K I T
S O N
He plays for the biscuitmen
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Dave could beat you on his own.

This is outstanding.

I think the last line could be improved, but otherwise, it's a cracker.

Seconded.

How about:

K I T
S O N
He plays for the biscuitmen
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Dave's a bit injury-prone

K I T
S O N
He plays for the biscuitmen
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Dave's a ginge who likes to moan

[Don Finch]

We hate the Swindon, so we stab 'em

I've lost count of the number of Swine I've bladed over the years.
The notches on my scimitar are well into the double figures.....

[jm_cooper]

We hate the Swindon, so we stab 'em

I've lost count of the number of Swine I've bladed over the years.
The notches on my scimitar are well into the double figures.....

oh right so we've got to take each song we sing literally now have we?

"We all follow the Reading over land and sea"

I'm sure a lot of Royals fans have been overseas to see Reading play....

[EASTENDER MARKY]

We hate the Swindon, so we stab 'em

I've lost count of the number of Swine I've bladed over the years.
The notches on my scimitar are well into the double figures.....

Great song until it gets to the last two lines.

[1871royals]

Doyle needs a shorter song, how about the one that was suggested first,

na na na na na na na na na na na Super Kevin Doyle,
Kevin Doyle, Super Kevin Doyle...

(Tune of: Baby give it up)

Seconded. Definitely should sing this Sat, I dont remember hearing this before

[EASTENDER MARKY]

Doyle needs a shorter song, how about the one that was suggested first,

na na na na na na na na na na na Super Kevin Doyle,
Kevin Doyle, Super Kevin Doyle...

(Tune of: Baby give it up)

Seconded. Definitely should sing this Sat, I dont remember hearing this before

The only time I've heard it was at Coventry away a couple of seasons ago. Doyle's first start for us I believe.

[Don Finch]

oh right so we've got to take each song we sing literally now have we?

"We all follow the Reading over land and sea"

I'm sure a lot of Royals fans have been overseas to see Reading play....

Wash your mouth out and get your fathers gun, we're going hunting down the M4.

[G'La]

We hate the Swindon, so we stab 'em

I've lost count of the number of Swine I've bladed over the years.
The notches on my scimitar are well into the double figures.....

Great song until it gets to the last two lines.

I usually substitute the "stab them" to "laugh at um".

[SWLR]

There is only one chant for Fulham

'Chelsea, but you can't get in' - gets their goat everytime

[Don Finch]

Gets their goat because it's true in a lot of cases, miles cheaper I suppose, although £35 for us is a bit steep to get in I think!

[royal.badger]

He plays down the right, HE PLAYS DOWN THE RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHT that boy rosenior, makes seol look shite

If only it was true..

[Elm Park]

We hate the Swindon, so we stab 'em

I've lost count of the number of Swine I've bladed over the years.
The notches on my scimitar are well into the double figures.....

oh right so we've got to take each song we sing literally now have we?

"We all follow the Reading over land and sea"

I'm sure a lot of Royals fans have been overseas to see Reading play....

Well I went over the Severn Bridge to get to Cardiff, does that count.

[RG30]

All my anger/passion will be solely directed at abusing Lawrie Sanchez for 90 mins.

[EASTENDER MARKY]

It would be good to get a good,
We're the left side,
We're the right side,
chant going like at Old Trafford etc.

But also we should get some old chants going. I suggested having an 'old school chants day' and although all the theme days are bollocks (apart from inflatables day!!) it could be good. Theres no need to have it as a 'day' just make sure that we back the team and sing some old classics to help get the atmosphere back to how it was in the South Bank days.

Anyone think of any other old songs that haven't been mentioed on here that could be sung at Fulham?

[Barry the bird boggler]

"My garden shed..."

My garden shed
(my garden shed)
Is over there
(is over there)
My garden shed is over there
See its door and its windows
My garden shed is over there

[rg6royal]

happy Birthday to me
happy birthday to me