Whats it all about, ALFie?

[The Rouge]

(Beck - Loser (Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me))

ALF has walked in the door, he was a Miller baby, but now at Madejski..

[Hoop Blah]

When the ball hits the net...if it's not Mat Manset...it's Le Fondre.

(to the tune of the Celtic Jorge Cadett/Paulo Di Canio ditty from a few years back)

[Barry the bird boggler]

When the nets in the way...if it's not Le Fondre...it's Mat Manset.

(to the tune of the Celtic Jorge Cadett/Paulo Di Canio ditty from a few years back)[/quote]

[Maguire]

When the ball hits the net...if it's not Mat Manset...it's Le Fondre.

(to the tune of the Celtic Jorge Cadett/Paulo Di Canio ditty from a few years back)

Net doesn't rhyme with Manset though

[M-U-R-T-Y]

When the balls hit the net, it's definitely not Brett, it's Le Fondre

[marcusopp]

When the balls hit the net, it's definitely not Brett, it's Le Fondre

I stoll prefer the old classic;
When the ball hits your head, while you're sat in row Z it's ?

[glenroyal]

Everybody knows that no means yes
Just like glasses come free on the N.H.S
But the more I look through them the more I see
I'm becoming more like Alfie

Simply divine comic delivery there Floyd

[Silver Fox]

When the ball's in the goal at the splastictard bowl, it's le Fondre

[Row Z Royal]

When the balls hit the net, it's definitely not Brett, it's Le Fondre

I stoll prefer the old classic;
When the ball hits your head, while you're sat in row Z it's ?

...any number of players that can be recalled for any number of clubs at any given time?





I appreciate that it doesn't scan particularly well, of course.

[Row Z Royal]

When the ball hits the net
You can pretty much bet
It's the oppo

[Svlad Cjelli]

Ah, but this one scans :

When the ball hits the net
from a cross that's mis-hit
... Federici!

[Silver Fox]

Doesn't rhyme though

When a songs on this thread
That doesn't rhyme or scan
That's the poster formerly known as Dirk Gently

[TBM]

When the ball is hit long






we're fcuked

[Seal]

When the whistle is blown
You can predict the moan
It's Floyd stree-eeet

[Royal Lady]

Doesn't rhyme though

When a songs on this thread
That doesn't rhyme or scan
That's the poster formerly known as Dirk Gently