by Kingsley Junior »
23 Feb 2014 13:51
Winnershroyal There was a scuffle, albeit a one punch scuffle, at the back of the North stand today, strange atmosphere, sheeite game.
It was a two punch scuffle...
What I can only describe as a drunk hobo appeared after half time, and started berating the referee with a complete lack of wit or perspective. It was all rather funny and more interesting than the game to start with, then eventually a middle aged bloke in front dared look at him, hobo yelled at him, middle aged said he was leaving and got his phone out, hobo started telling him to oxf*rd off and die, then the bloke next to middle aged, something of a bantam weight, stood up and had a go at hobo, presumably because hobo was muttering about how they let lowlifes in - irony - and then hobo told him to "sit down! I can't see the match" - more irony as hobo was standing every time he berated the ref - and after a few exchanges bantam weight suddenly threw what looked like a left jab at hobo, and repeated the gesture about 30 seconds later, with hobo both times correctly exclaiming "he just hit me!" Someone from another section of the crowd then turned up and managed to calm hobo down, the old folks next to hobo tutted generally about bantam weight secure in the knowledge that their friend hobo was beyond reproach, and eventually bantam weight and hobo shook hands before both leaving at the start of 9 minutes of stoppage time. I left at full time and hobo was still barely out of the stadium, asking a bloke "are you Scottish?"
Funniest thing I've seen among home fans since myself and Dan - B15 Royal went to see Southampton v Ipswich in the Ipswich end a few years ago (we both lived in Southampton at the time and he was born in Ipswich so seemed a good idea) and the Saints fans near us had a punch up among themselves.