Billy Sharp - permanent?

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Billy Sharp - permanent?

by dogzbollox » 19 Dec 2013 14:38

Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere...but I just spotted it


On-loan Reading striker Billy Sharp says he has no future with Southampton and wants a permanent deal with the Royals.

I want to get settled. I want to be loyal to a football club, I don't want to keep moving around anymore.



http://www1.skysports.com/football/news ... ermanently

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Re: Billy Sharp

by maffff » 19 Dec 2013 14:52

Yay.

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Re: Billy Sharp

by Cureton's Volley » 19 Dec 2013 17:05

Billy & Nigel in a tree...

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Re: Billy Sharp

by Royal Biscuitman » 19 Dec 2013 17:37

Cureton's Volley Billy & Nigel in a tree...

plotting to sell Adam Le Fondreeee (well Le Fondre didn't rhyme)
Enough cash they hope there will be
to sign Billy up permanently

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Re: Billy Sharp

by McClearyChops » 19 Dec 2013 17:38

If sharp stays we need a song for him


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Re: Billy Sharp

by Royal Biscuitman » 19 Dec 2013 17:49

McClearyChops If sharp stays we need a song for him
We should think of a song first, we don't want to support the manager signing anyone permanently if their name doesn't fit into a song...... although, if he was prepared to change his name to Jude, that would work as everyone knows (and sings) the lyrics to Hey Jude.

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Re: Billy Sharp

by Cureton's Volley » 19 Dec 2013 17:52

Vaguely recollect hearing (to the tune of Daddy Cool):

Billy, Billy Sharp.
Billy, Billy Sharp.


But it is so dour I can't remember

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Re: Billy Sharp

by percy_freeman » 19 Dec 2013 17:59

If he was any good, he wouldn't have to keep moving about. I'm out.

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Re: Billy Sharp

by royalp-we » 20 Dec 2013 00:57

Viva Billy Shaaarp,
Viva Billy Shaaarp,
Nigel Adkins mate
We'll get him from the saints,
Viva Billy Shaaarp

A Berkshire version of this http://youtu.be/bwIiMvogVrA

It would make for a noisy chant anyway :oops:


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Re: Billy Sharp

by SLAMMED » 20 Dec 2013 01:09

:|

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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by Barry the bird boggler » 20 Dec 2013 12:03

Any song for Billy has to have an edge and get to the point quickly.

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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by Extended-Phenotype » 20 Dec 2013 15:54

It's not up to Billy.

So that's bye bye, then.

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Re: Billy Sharp

by loyalroyal4life » 20 Dec 2013 16:22

Cureton's Volley Vaguely recollect hearing (to the tune of Daddy Cool):

Billy, Billy Sharp.
Billy, Billy Sharp.


But it is so dour I can't remember



As are all our chants


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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by Pepe the Horseman » 20 Dec 2013 16:26

We need a song that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it.

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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by seahawk10 » 20 Dec 2013 16:38

Tiny Tim redux... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1erhG4ZVLDE

Reading found a striker
His name was Billy Sharp
We took him to the Nags Head
To see if he could drink
He downed 10 pints of lager
And then he grabbed his coat
And now he's at the Mad Stad
Stabbing (insert opponents name) Wigan in the throat

Stabbing, stabbing, stabbing

Stabbing, stabbing, stabbing

Stabbing, stabbing, stabbing

Stabbing Wigan in the throat

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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by Royal Ginger » 20 Dec 2013 23:04

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw

'cause every nobber's crazy 'bout a Sharp scored goal

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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by strap » 20 Dec 2013 23:16

Royal Ginger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw

'cause every nobber's crazy 'bout a Sharp scored goal


IN!

Forgot just how good that was! Also, so easy to dance to when legless - showing my age but who gives an Aldershit!

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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by floyd__streete » 20 Dec 2013 23:40

Billy
Don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life

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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 21 Dec 2013 01:46

Cool. Can someone explain why he's better than Alfie?

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Re: Billy Sharp - permanent?

by kwik-silva » 21 Dec 2013 02:58

Sharp scores .44 per game while ALF scores .41 (Okay, so that's marginal obviously)

Sharp also doesn't completely go missing if he starts the game which ALF tends to do far too often. Although we haven't really seen him enough this season to properly comment on that, I suppose.

Plus ALF's attitude always seems very geared toward ALF rather than the team which occasionally gets under my skin.

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