Quick question, or not

[Millsy]

Universally accepted criteria:

Supporter

Wears generally the home shirt
Chants at times
Gets to games early
Leaves early
Expresses opinions on internet more than on radio
Has a pint before the game
Prefers academy players to come through
Sits in East Or North Stand
Buys match programme
Brings own food
Pays on a match by match basis

Fan

Wears the away shirt or no replica shirt
Never chants
Gets to games on time or a little late
Stays till the end
Uses radio more than internet for expressing views
Tends not to drink
Prefers us to bring players in
Sits in South or West Stand
Doesn't buy match programme
Buys something to eat at the game
Buys season ticket

If you tick more of one box then that's what you are. Ticket prices currently reflect whether you are a supporter or fan. If you join up as a Reading member you are expected to fill in a questionnaire so you can be categorized correctly.

(yes of course I just bloody made this up at random)