Guess the headline......

[Blue and White Toucan]

OK its monday morning and you buy the morning paper on the way to work....you turn to the back page and read the headlines.

Excluding the Fergies Joy / Lampards tears or Red Mist Rooney / Terry 'this is for Lamps' main headline, you look further on the page and read.........

at the other end.........

what will the headline be...............

'Houdini Hodgeson' or 'Reading's Czech cashes in on £30m' !!!!!!!!!!

Obvioulsy after Mareks 85th minute winner!!!! Fulham 1-1.

[ElmParker]

Uri Geller finally keeps promise and uses magic to save Royals.

Either that or:

Reading fans fail to turn on players and management despite relegation.

Can’t think of any other possible occurrences that might be surprising and newsworthy.

[Alan Partridge]

'Murked'

[Stranded]

If we lose then it'll be "Coppell kicked in the crown Jewels", if we stay up something as mundane as "A Right Royal Escape!"

[CMRoyal]

Well, if it's one of the nationals, it'll be something like "Former UNITED player Steve Coppell's team stays up".

[rhroyal]

Surely something about Copping it if we go down.

[Zammo]

Cop Out

Royals Relegation Realised

Royal Abdication

Reading Under The (Relegation) Line

Reeling Reading Ruined By Rampant Rams

[Coppelled Streets]

Ram Pant Royals

[Zammo]

Surely something about Copping it if we go down.

That will be the headline in The Sun, I am sure.

[RTFC Drummer]

If Reading go down something like this: Madejski money matters means relegated Reading

If Reading stay up: Coppell's cool calm head helps the Royals fight releagtion

[Coppelled Streets]

If Reading go down something like this: Madejski money matters means relegated Reading

If Reading stay up: Coppell's cool calm head helps the Royals fight releagtion

Right...

[howser]

Czech mate-jovsky, Reading hold on to thier premiership place.

[Baines]

Disappointment for Reading as their failure in front of goal means that they're unable to take advantage of Fulham's distinctly lacklustre performance at Fratton Park.

From the Independent.

[No Hoops]

Keep your Premier League KITSON boys.

Former shelf stacker Dave Kitson scores vital goal to sink Harrods hopefuls.

[NewburyURZFan]

CLOSET COPPELL IN GAY SEX SHOCKER

[RTFC Drummer]

If Reading go down something like this: Madejski money matters means relegated Reading

If Reading stay up: Coppell's cool calm head helps the Royals fight releagtion

Right...

or

Reading rott past their sell by date in the premiership

[Seal]

New Diana evidence sparks calls for fresh enquiry

The Express.

[firstdivision]

Surely something about Copping it if we go down.

That will be the headline in The Sun, I am sure.

For the Sun - "Coppell load of that"

[readingbedding]

Mothers Pride.

Kevin Doyle saluted his family's support, especially his Mother's during his barren spell as his second half brace ensured the Royals survival in the Prem for another year.

[kirkrich]

'SDR was right!'