BRO_BOT 82 Greenwood: Germany, they made the final; we went out 2nd group stage
England looked pretty good in 82, pretty much failed due to cr@p luck with both Keegan and Brooking getting injured. Believe England were the only team in the 82 finals that didn’t lose. West Germany weren’t that good and were there for the taking. The Germans should have been beaten by England but got lucky and also should have been done by France in the semi but luckily got a totally incompetent set of match officials for that one.
86 Robson: Argentina, winners; QF
All know this one, lost due to Robson’s tactical stupidity in not playing the one player the Argentinians were **** scared of - John Barnes, no surprise once he did get on England sharpened up and scored. Even then though if a certain cheating little person hadn’t already done the damage it might have been enough.
90 Robson: Germany, winners; SF
Again, after the struggle through the group and attempt to let Cameroon win, England were superb in the semi and deserved to reach the final. Unfortunately what turned out to be the usual incompetence at penalties proved too much. Then who knows, the final that followed was quite possibly the Reading v Huddersfield of World Cup finals with neither team deserving to win.
94 Hoddle: Argentina, QF; 2nd round
98. Stitched up by Beckham being a wazzock but England would never have won it anyway.
02 Keegan: Brazil, winners; QF
This was, I believe, the fault of Sven and his Southgate-esque tactics. Got to the QF against Brazil and took the lead, then failed totally to try and take the game to them but instead to sit back and defend. Plus Seaman’s howler (which probably wasn’t but looked like one due to the brilliance of the strike).
06 Erikson: Portugal, SF; QF
Utter cr@p! Enough said.
10 Capello: Germany, SF; 2nd round
Maintained the 2006 form superbly, even with the incompetence of the officials v Germany England were hopeless.
14 Hodgson: LOL
Just don’t remember 2014 at all.
22 Southgate: France, final; QF
The Euro comps in the 80s and 90s make grim reading for England, tbf to Southgate, at least he navigated the group stage.
04 Erikson: Portugal, final; QF
12 Capello: Italy, final; QF
16 Hodgson: LOL
Think the Euros have always been a disaster for England.
1960 - Did not enter the competition
1964 - Lost 6-3 on aggregate to France in the Preliminary Round
1968 - 3rd place finish having lost to one of the two perennial bogey teams, Yugoslavia, in semi
1972 - QF, lost 3-1 at home to the other bogey team, West Germany, having won the qualifying group
1976 - Failed to win qualifying group, basic issue being 2 draws with Portugal, though a draw in Prague (lost 2-1) would have been enough. The group winners were Czechoslovakia who went on to win the tournament despite England having hammered them 3-0 at Wembley.
All the above tournaments basically didn’t have a “finals” in the proper sense, just the final 4 qualifying teams getting together for the semi’s, 3rd place play off and final in a country
1980 - Eight team finals, England finished 3rd in the group. Issue to everyone at the time was the struggle against Belgium and the England fans rioting during the game followed by the defeat to the Italian hosts. Belgium though went on to finish as tournament runners up after losing to West Germany in the final.
1984 - Failed to qualify due to utterly inept home performances against both Denmark and Greece. This was the year that Denmark joined the ranks of the better teams in Europe though (Olsen, Laudrup, Elkjaer etc.) rather than the usual run of the mill underdogs. They went on to lose to Spain in the tournament semi final.
1988 - One big embarrassment from beginning to end. Robson’s England wildly peaked and troughed throughout his tenure and this was a real stinker. England peaked in qualifying, winning every game apart from a 0-0 in Turkey and conceded only 1 goal in the process, consequently people expected a decent showing but what followed was a joke with defeat in every group game starting with Jack’s Irish. The Dutch comfortably won both the group and tournament and were easily the best team anyway.
1992 - Worse was to follow though, culminating in Taylor’s tactical genius of not playing Lineker in the last group game against Sweden, when a win was needed, as Denmark came from nowhere to win the tournament.
1996 - Probably the best ever Euros finals for England in terms of finishing as semi finalists while delivering possibly the most polished ever England finals performance with the complete annihilation of the Netherlands. Didn’t stop the usual German win though but at least England could also be noted for actually winning a penalty shoot out on the way to losing yet another against the Germans.
2000 - Failed to qualify from group stage. Threw away a two goal lead v Portugal and then went out of the way to concede a last minute penalty v Romania in the final game when a draw would have been enough to get through.
2004 - Lost on penalties to tournament runners up Portugal in the QFs. Might have been worse though, if England hadn’t conceded two injury time goals to France in their group game they could have been stuck with the embarrassment of instead losing to eventual tournament winners Greece in the QFs.
2008 - Saved the embarrassment of another finals disaster thanks to “umbrellaman” and his collection of truly cr@p results against the likes of Israel and Macedonia on top of the home defeat to Croatia.
2012 - Lost out on penalties, as usual, this time in the QFs to tournament runners up Italy.
2016 - Hodgson’s finest.

Icelandic defeat in the round of 16! Only to be expected after the unimpressive group performances. Still good enough to beat the Welsh eventual semi finalists though.
