The footballer gets arrested thread

[Snowflake Royal]

He's just got a broken brain hasn't he... one of those people that just can't be helped.

[From Despair To Where?]

Oh-oh, here he comes
Watch out, girl, he'll beat you up
Oh-oh, here he comes
He's a wife beater

[Sanguine]

Radja Nainggolan, formerly of Roma and Inter, arrested by Belgian police as part of an investigation into cocaine importation through the port of Antwerp.

[Winston Biscuit]

Radja Nainggolan, formerly of Roma and Inter, arrested by Belgian police as part of an investigation into cocaine importation through the port of Antwerp.

he was one of my favourite players a few years back. That nice mix of idiot maverick who also doesn't appear to give a f*ck which results in unrealised talent, but just now and again you get a glimpse of something really special.

maybe not anymore though

[Winston Biscuit]

Gerard Pique given court summons over suspicion he took backhanders when he helped arrange the Spanish Supercup to take place in Saudi Arabia

[leon]

Radja Nainggolan, formerly of Roma and Inter, arrested by Belgian police as part of an investigation into cocaine importation through the port of Antwerp.

he was one of my favourite players a few years back. That nice mix of idiot maverick who also doesn't appear to give a f*ck which results in unrealised talent, but just now and again you get a glimpse of something really special.

maybe not anymore though

Whats his AE username?

[Pepe the Horseman]

Two QPR academy players arrested on suspicion of voyeurism at a nightclub

https://talksport.com/football/2971121/ ... voyeurism/

[Sutekh]

Two QPR academy players arrested on suspicion of voyeurism at a nightclub

https://talksport.com/football/2971121/ ... voyeurism/

The crime is punishable by up to two years' imprisonment.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Two QPR academy players arrested on suspicion of voyeurism at a nightclub

https://talksport.com/football/2971121/ ... voyeurism/

The crime is punishable by up to two years' imprisonment.

Bad experience, Sutekh?

[Sutekh]

Two QPR academy players arrested on suspicion of voyeurism at a nightclub

https://talksport.com/football/2971121/ ... voyeurism/

The crime is punishable by up to two years' imprisonment.

Bad experience, Sutekh?

[Winston Biscuit]

Ronaldo unable to travel to al-Nassr's away game in Iran as 2 years ago he hugged and kissed a young disabled female fan to thank her for the painting she made of him using her feet

Iran considers this adultery and if he goes there he will be arrested and publicly lashed

[From Despair To Where?]

Oh please, let it happen.

[Winston Biscuit]

Joey Barton found guilty of assault after kicking his wife in the head

[genome]

To the surprise of no-one

[Dirk Gently]

Blatter and Platini cleared of corruption charges

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/mar/25/former-fifa-president-sepp-blatter-and-michel-platini-cleared-in-corruption-case

Also to the surprise of no-one

[Winston Biscuit]

Nicky Butt given a caution for ABH after headbutting someone and breaking their nose

[Sutekh]

Akins jailed for 14 months. Plenty of time to ponder his shortcomings. And a 5-1 drubbing to end his career. oxf*rd.

Lucas Akins hasn’t played for Mansfield since last season. Incident happened while he was playing for Huddersfield in 2022. He’s now got 7 months in clink plus another 7 months out on licence to look forward to, not to mention the year’s ban from driving. Given he’s now 36 it’s a bit of a different way to retire.

[Winston Biscuit]

Q. when someone gets sent to prison but also gets a driving ban, does the ban kick in from the day they are given it or from the day they leave prison?

[Sutekh]

Q. when someone gets sent to prison but also gets a driving ban, does the ban kick in from the day they are given it or from the day they leave prison?

Presume it’s whatever the judge specifies at the time of sentencing which may or may not be the logical expectation.

[Orion1871]

Akins jailed for 14 months. Plenty of time to ponder his shortcomings. And a 5-1 drubbing to end his career. oxf*rd.

Lucas Akins hasn’t played for Mansfield since last season. Incident happened while he was playing for Huddersfield in 2022. He’s now got 7 months in clink plus another 7 months out on licence to look forward to, not to mention the year’s ban from driving. Given he’s now 36 it’s a bit of a different way to retire.

Is this a woosh? He hasn't played for Mansfield since Monday when he started for them against Reading.