Euro 2012 - Group Stages

1381 posts
User avatar
Ian Royal
Hob Nob Legend
Posts: 35156
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 13:43
Location: Playing spot the pc*nt on HNA?

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Ian Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:41

ZacNaloen
Simon's Church
ZacNaloen And a right back, well also need a left back for the next tournament.

tbf we already have two better right backs, they're just not in the squad.


Genuine weakening injuries tbf

We could be so much more cultured as a side if we didn't have half a squad of better players injured.


Hart
Walker, Cahill, Lescott, Baines
Walcot, Parker, Wilshire, Ox
Rooney, Young.

Sigh.

User avatar
ZacNaloen
Hob Nob Addict
Posts: 7239
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 13:34
Location: 'If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color.' -Mark Schnitzius

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by ZacNaloen » 15 Jun 2012 21:42

Did Walcott get a kick to his calf?

User avatar
ZacNaloen
Hob Nob Addict
Posts: 7239
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 13:34
Location: 'If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color.' -Mark Schnitzius

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by ZacNaloen » 15 Jun 2012 21:43

That could well be the world cup squad ian

User avatar
Ian Royal
Hob Nob Legend
Posts: 35156
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 13:43
Location: Playing spot the pc*nt on HNA?

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Ian Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:45

Why can none of our defenders find an England shirt with a clearance?

User avatar
ZacNaloen
Hob Nob Addict
Posts: 7239
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 13:34
Location: 'If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color.' -Mark Schnitzius

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by ZacNaloen » 15 Jun 2012 21:45

Stop sitting back ffs


User avatar
ZacNaloen
Hob Nob Addict
Posts: 7239
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 13:34
Location: 'If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color.' -Mark Schnitzius

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by ZacNaloen » 15 Jun 2012 21:45

Ian Royal Why can none of our defenders find an England shirt with a clearance?



Cos they are all sat so deep.

User avatar
Ian Royal
Hob Nob Legend
Posts: 35156
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 13:43
Location: Playing spot the pc*nt on HNA?

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Ian Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:46

They've realised they're winning. That means panicked defending, hoofed clearances, forced passes, dwelling on the ball and trying to play in Hart's shorts.

Hwhaat, hwhaat hwhaat? We're winning you say? Well dear boy, it's only fair we give you a chance to score a couple of goals and win the match. It's just not cricket to win convincingly dontcha know.
Last edited by Ian Royal on 15 Jun 2012 21:48, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
ZacNaloen
Hob Nob Addict
Posts: 7239
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 13:34
Location: 'If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color.' -Mark Schnitzius

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by ZacNaloen » 15 Jun 2012 21:48

England need to sort this out, it's a mental part of their game.

Can't be hodgsons instructions. Hell want them pressing up high.

User avatar
Ian Royal
Hob Nob Legend
Posts: 35156
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 13:43
Location: Playing spot the pc*nt on HNA?

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Ian Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:49

ZacNaloen England need to sort this out, it's a mental part of their game.

Can't be hodgsons instructions. Hell want them pressing up high.


Thick, cowardly bottle jobs. That is the problem.


User avatar
Avon Royal
Hob Nob Regular
Posts: 4652
Joined: 28 Jan 2006 10:54
Location: Diggs. Sideline. Touchdown. Unbelievable.

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Avon Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:51

Gerrard you muppet! Play for time.

User avatar
ZacNaloen
Hob Nob Addict
Posts: 7239
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 13:34
Location: 'If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color.' -Mark Schnitzius

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by ZacNaloen » 15 Jun 2012 21:51

Brave when losing but not when winning? Doesn't. Make sense. More to it than that.

User avatar
Ian Royal
Hob Nob Legend
Posts: 35156
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 13:43
Location: Playing spot the pc*nt on HNA?

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Ian Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:51

Why does no one retire from international football, or refuse to be selected, for England when they're shit or past it?



GERRARD YOU KUNT< THAT WAS OX's SHOT AND HE'd HAVE KUNTING SCORED YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!

User avatar
Simon's Church
Hob Nob Regular
Posts: 3888
Joined: 16 Jul 2011 19:11

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Simon's Church » 15 Jun 2012 21:52

Gerrard nicking it off Ox, utter pcunt


User avatar
Avon Royal
Hob Nob Regular
Posts: 4652
Joined: 28 Jan 2006 10:54
Location: Diggs. Sideline. Touchdown. Unbelievable.

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Avon Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:53

Gerrard better hope they don't score......

User avatar
Ian Royal
Hob Nob Legend
Posts: 35156
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 13:43
Location: Playing spot the pc*nt on HNA?

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Ian Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:53

ZacNaloen Brave when losing but not when winning? Doesn't. Make sense. More to it than that.


Makes perfect sense. It's the honourable defeat, going out pushing hard to turn the result around. None of them know how to control the game and be winners. They're try hard losers. Plucky underdogs.
Last edited by Ian Royal on 15 Jun 2012 21:54, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Avon Royal
Hob Nob Regular
Posts: 4652
Joined: 28 Jan 2006 10:54
Location: Diggs. Sideline. Touchdown. Unbelievable.

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Avon Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:53

Simon's Church Gerrard nicking it off Ox, utter pcunt


Scousers in nicking something shocker :lol:

User avatar
ZacNaloen
Hob Nob Addict
Posts: 7239
Joined: 13 Oct 2008 13:34
Location: 'If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color.' -Mark Schnitzius

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by ZacNaloen » 15 Jun 2012 21:53

Ox's fault if he didn't shout for it, otherwise yeh Gerard should have left it.

User avatar
Ian Royal
Hob Nob Legend
Posts: 35156
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 13:43
Location: Playing spot the pc*nt on HNA?

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Ian Royal » 15 Jun 2012 21:54

ZacNaloen Ox's fault if he didn't shout for it, otherwise yeh Gerard should have left it.


Gerrard could bloody see him, he put on a last gasp burst of pace to get there ahead of him!

User avatar
Simon's Church
Hob Nob Regular
Posts: 3888
Joined: 16 Jul 2011 19:11

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by Simon's Church » 15 Jun 2012 21:56

Ian Royal
ZacNaloen Ox's fault if he didn't shout for it, otherwise yeh Gerard should have left it.


Gerrard could bloody see him, he put on a last gasp burst of pace to get there ahead of him!


Captain fantastic.

superreadingfan
Member
Posts: 341
Joined: 10 Jul 2010 16:37

Re: Euro 2012 - Group Stages

by superreadingfan » 15 Jun 2012 21:57

ZacNaloen Ox's fault if he didn't shout for it, otherwise yeh Gerard should have left it.

Did Stevie Me shout for it? :?

1381 posts

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Double C and 58 guests

It is currently 10 Aug 2025 21:03