Luis Suarez - scumbag

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by No Fixed Abode » 14 Jan 2013 16:52

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Wheras you are in bed by 9 with your sister.


Reported to Graham.

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Anfield Kopite » 14 Jan 2013 18:50

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No Fixed Abode It's not my fault you're all lazy bztards and are in bed by 9 with your frumpy wives.

Wheras you are in bed by 9 with your sister.


Reported to Graham.

I dont blame you for reporting that to Graham Kes. There is no way you sleep with your sister. she would knock you back coz u ugly

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Anfield Kopite » 15 Jan 2013 20:29

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No Fixed Abode It's not my fault you're all lazy bztards and are in bed by 9 with your frumpy wives.

Wheras you are in bed by 9 with your sister.


Reported to Graham.

He actually did report to Graham and sent pm's to people to complain. Lolz at the biggest wum not being able to take a wind up. Whats that stupidly childish term he uses ? ah thats the one. RATLOLED :lol: :lol:

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Super_horns » 17 Jan 2013 16:01

Looks like Suarez could be in trouble for admitted he dived..is that what it would take for the FA to take action.

An admission by the player?

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by cmonurz » 17 Jan 2013 16:03

Super_horns Looks like Suarez could be in trouble for admitted he dived..is that what it would take for the FA to take action.

An admission by the player?


Looks like Liverpool are dealing with it internally. Would surely require different disciplinary laws for the FA to punish Suarez retrospectively – it’s like punishing someone for admitting they probably fouled someone where a free-kick wasn’t given (both bookings for unsporting behaviour?).


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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Ian Royal » 17 Jan 2013 17:24

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Super_horns Looks like Suarez could be in trouble for admitted he dived..is that what it would take for the FA to take action.

An admission by the player?


Looks like Liverpool are dealing with it internally. Would surely require different disciplinary laws for the FA to punish Suarez retrospectively – it’s like punishing someone for admitting they probably fouled someone where a free-kick wasn’t given (both bookings for unsporting behaviour?).

Probably couldn't punish him for diving, but probably could punish him for bringing the game into disrepute by admitting to diving. :lol: Although they probably won't.

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Anfield Kopite » 17 Jan 2013 18:19

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Super_horns Looks like Suarez could be in trouble for admitted he dived..is that what it would take for the FA to take action.

An admission by the player?


Looks like Liverpool are dealing with it internally. Would surely require different disciplinary laws for the FA to punish Suarez retrospectively – it’s like punishing someone for admitting they probably fouled someone where a free-kick wasn’t given (both bookings for unsporting behaviour?).

Probably couldn't punish him for diving, but probably could punish him for bringing the game into disrepute by admitting to diving. :lol: Although they probably won't.

They didnt do anything to Phil Neville when he admitted it after the Merseyside Derby. In fact it hardly took up any column inches either. just coz its Saurez its all over the papers.

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Royal Rother » 21 Feb 2013 20:59

Looks like Suarez has just done another Achilles rake job.

Unintentional my arse. It's EXACTLY the same as all the others - an extra long-stride that stamps on the Achilles. He's got it perfected now.

Absolute fcuking scumbag.
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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Victor Meldrew » 21 Feb 2013 21:05

Looks like Suarez has scored yet another goal.


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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Royal Rother » 21 Feb 2013 21:06

Unintentional my arse. It's EXACTLY the same as all the others - an extra long-stride that stamps on the Achilles. He's got it perfected now.

Absolute fcuking scumbag.

Someone's got to do him one day. I'd take a cricket bat to his goofy gob and whack his teeth straight down his neck given the option.

Wotacunt.

Still, come on Liverpool! :D

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Victor Meldrew » 21 Feb 2013 21:26

And another. :D

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by wolsey » 21 Feb 2013 21:28

Almost perfect free kick.

What a player. Still a scumbag though.

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Mr Optimist » 21 Feb 2013 21:41

He won't have to stay at Liverpool for much longer at this rate, surely a bigger club will come in for him in the summer.


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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by wolsey » 21 Feb 2013 21:56

What a scumbag.

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Victor Meldrew » 21 Feb 2013 22:05

Mr Optimist He won't have to stay at Liverpool for much longer at this rate, surely a bigger club will come in for him in the summer.


No it's only scousers that would put up with a scumbag like him.

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by wolsey » 21 Feb 2013 22:22

His Scumbag/Street Rat/Scally attributes will no doubt be an endearing quality to the local fans (not sure the west country massive have that excuse though)

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Pepe the Horseman » 21 Feb 2013 22:27

I like him

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by wolsey » 21 Feb 2013 22:30

Pepe the Horseman I like him


I think I do - I think he needs to work on the Loveable Rogue aspect of his character rather than just the Scumbag bit.

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by Victor Meldrew » 02 Mar 2013 20:02

Current top scorer in the Premier League and a strong candidate for player of the year.
Reading fans ought to be pleased that he scored a hat-trick just now v Wigan.

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Re: Luis Suarez - scumbag

by TBM » 02 Mar 2013 20:23

Victor Meldrew Current top scorer in the Premier League and a strong candidate for player of the year.
Reading fans ought to be pleased that he scored a hat-trick just now v Wigan.


Not really as Liverpool would have still won 1-0 without it

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