Clubs you hate

[From Despair To Where?]

1. I would have said Chelsea, but I actually quite liked them under Ranieri and they played with no little amount of style last season under Ancilotti so I'd have to revise it to any club managed by the arrogant, smug, lying, manipulative self obsessed uber oxf*rd Jose Mourinho.

2. Leeds Utd. Ok being parochial here. The epitome of misplaced arrogance. Owned by Bates which is reason enough, done oxf*rd all for 20 years yet they arrogantly laud it over the rest of Yorkshire like they're Barcelona. Everyone else in Yorkshire hates them and and with good reason.

3). Crystal Palace. Can't stand them. No reason really

[No Fixed Abode]

Surprised not many Liverpool haters.

[Para Handy]

Mainly fan based bias.

Hate Wolves. Playoff semis. Biggest bunch of pcunts I've come across in my life. Got introduced to the ugliest woman in the world in the pub by some pcunting Wolves coach steward. His daughter. Couldn't understand why she was single. I don't often do misogynistic posts but feck me did I have to stifle a laugh for that one. Would have probably given her the benefit of the doubt if he hadn't had banged on about how they were going to stuff us. ad fecking nauseam. Walk back to the station wasn't pleasant either.

Stoke. Fans again. Had the misfortune to be the only Reading fan, along with my mate stupid enough to get on the bus outside the Blagrave a few years ago. Came out of O'Neil's and saw the Stoke fans being herded round by the mounted police. Suggested we should get a taxi. Mate decided we'd get the bus... We were the first on. One other Reading fan got on. Old Bill then proceeded to "shepherd" the Stoke fans on. Chaos. No one paid. The first window went out before we'd even left the bus stop. Other Reading fan quite wisely oxf*rd off at this point. So, spent 25 minutes travelling down the Basingstoke Road in a bus with no windows and roughly 100 Stokies singing "we are all Stoke" etc whilst smashing every other window in the bus. Later also had the misfortune to have a drink with a Stoke fan in the Flyer. Apparently, quite famous. Looks like Jimmy Edwards. Kept on about slapping his missus.

Citeh!. Got a bus back from the Mad Stad with some London based City fans. Can't remember the game but they won. Was well after time and they got on the bus from the Wokingham Road. Got pissed off when the conductor told them their 79 tickets weren't valid. Had to stop for ages whilst they argued the point. My mate got the arse and we had an argument. Cue the "ooo arrghh I'm a farmer comments". Pcunts again. Tbf the real Mancs on the bus had the arse with them too.

Like other's have said tho, There's probably many more I could choose

Best fans.. Rochdale! My mate got nicked. The landlord of the pub we'd been in and his brother took me around Rochdale Working's Mens club for a beer and everyone slagged the Rochdale fan involved off and they then took me to the Police station to pick him up. He got acquitted btw.

[under the tin]

1. Celtic. By a country mile the most delusional fans in the world about where their club is in the grand scheme of world football.

2. Leeds United. Their fans are similarly afflicted.

3. Southampton. I also remember the cheeky advert on the back of the "Post". I also used to get deeply hacked off with the bias on Southern TV, TVS, BBC South. Harry Gration voicing over a seven minute clip of Matthew feckin Le Tissier making his comeback from injury in a meaningless reserve game/ cut back to studio.... "in other news, Reading beat so and so 24-0 to move 47 points clear at the top of the table, now on to the weather......"

[sandman]

1. Celtic. By a country mile the most delusional fans in the world about where their club is in the grand scheme of world football.

You've obviously never heard of Newcastle then.

[who are ya?]

Oxford
Aldershot
Celtic

why would you hate a club you have never played?

My dislike of Aldershot would be based on not coming across a decent fan to this very day, the whole "I'm in the army" attitude of a fair few and having about 10 "A company" surround me in The Walkabout in Shepherds Bush after hearing me say Bracknell.. "you must be a Reading cunt then?" "yeah mate I am" "Bracknell's a shithole" "Aldershot's alright aswell mate". Not been able to sleep ever since that knee knocking moment........

Good enough reasons?

[Jackson Corner]

1. Celtic. By a country mile the most delusional fans in the world about where their club is in the grand scheme of world football.

2. Leeds United. Their fans are similarly afflicted.

3. Southampton. I also remember the cheeky advert on the back of the "Post". I also used to get deeply hacked off with the bias on Southern TV, TVS, BBC South. Harry Gration voicing over a seven minute clip of Matthew feckin Le Tissier making his comeback from injury in a meaningless reserve game/ cut back to studio.... "in other news, Reading beat so and so 24-0 to move 47 points clear at the top of the table, now on to the weather......"

Going back to Southampton advertising there games on the back page of the Post. What made this even more annoying was they were at the Dell at the time and every game was a virtual sell out, so you couldn't get in anyway. It struck me they were rubbing our noses in it'
And your right about the south coast bias on local TV, things were good when David Maughen was covering are games from Newbury but now we are back to the bad old days Fred HOW POMPEY Dinege on ITV and Roger twat Johnson on BBC South who to my knowledge has only been to the Mad Stad once when we beat QPR on the last day in 06. Yet when Pompey went bust we had to put up with endless one hour specials of him w@nking off outside Fratton Park interviewing that in bred bell ringing twat.

[Svlad Cjelli]

In a similar vein, there was a Travel Agent on teh A30 near Camberley that always used to have a board outside advertising coach trips to watch Premier League football at Southampton, but refused to do the same for Reading in 2006/07. Bastards!

[SpaceCruiser]

Oxford
Aldershot
Celtic

why would you hate a club you have never played?

My dislike of Aldershot would be based on not coming across a decent fan to this very day, the whole "I'm in the army" attitude of a fair few and having about 10 "A company" surround me in The Walkabout in Shepherds Bush after hearing me say Bracknell.. "you must be a Reading cunt then?" "yeah mate I am" "Bracknell's a shithole" "Aldershot's alright aswell mate". Not been able to sleep ever since that knee knocking moment........

Good enough reasons?

Reading have played Aldershit in the past, surely?

[Schards#2]

Ignoring the obvious ones:

1. Walsall

Why Walsall out of curiosity? I have no feelings either way personally but drove past the ground once and it looked like it might be worth a visit some day.

Partly because of the play off final atrocity but mainly for wasting 210 minutes (+injury time) of my life watching the two most boring cup ties in history against them followed by us losing in the world's first boring penalty shoot out.

Hoping for their relegation this year.

[Terminal Boardom]

Oxford
Aldershot
Celtic

why would you hate a club you have never played?

My dislike of Aldershot would be based on not coming across a decent fan to this very day, the whole "I'm in the army" attitude of a fair few and having about 10 "A company" surround me in The Walkabout in Shepherds Bush after hearing me say Bracknell.. "you must be a Reading cunt then?" "yeah mate I am" "Bracknell's a shithole" "Aldershot's alright aswell mate". Not been able to sleep ever since that knee knocking moment........

Good enough reasons?

I was in Aldershit on Saturday. makes Slough look like Sunningdale. It even makes Bracknell look like the West End. It truly is a most miserable, ugly town full of ugly, in-bred dorks.

[Svlad Cjelli]

I was in Aldershit on Saturday. makes Slough look like Sunningdale. It even makes Bracknell look like the West End. It truly is a most miserable, ugly town full of ugly, in-bred dorks.

I saw Mark Steele at the Princes Hall in Aldershot a few weeks ago. A cerebral, leftish comedian that appeals to a thinking audience.

No wonder there were only 5 rows worth of audience. WTF did they think they were doing booking him for Aldershot? Even more so when it turned out that of those who were there, only 1 of them actually lived in Aldershot.

[Terminal Boardom]

I think that what Frimmers is trying to say is that Reading and Aldershot Town have never played in a competitive fixture. I guess by the name, Frimmers3 resides in Frimley. Odd bunch of people that have a penchant for tucking their jumpers into their trousers. Also, some very strange hair goes on in that part of the world.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

MK Dons

Celtic

[frimmers3]

I think that what Frimmers is trying to say is that Reading and Aldershot Town have never played in a competitive fixture. I guess by the name, Frimmers3 resides in Frimley. Odd bunch of people that have a penchant for tucking their jumpers into their trousers. Also, some very strange hair goes on in that part of the world.

i dwell in frimley green.

[Red]

Not sure about "hate", but clubs I'd like to see relegated from their respective divisions would include, but are not limited to, the following:
Bolton
West Ham
Wigan
MK Dons
Peterborough
Luton

[prostak]

Not sure about "hate", but clubs I'd like to see relegated from their respective divisions would include, but are not limited to, the following:
Bolton

Jealousy's a terrible emotion

[Red]

Not as strong as h8 though, which is what this thread is about - so trot off on that high horse elsewhere son.

[Bandini]

Forgot about Luton.

[LUX]

Not as strong as h8 though, which is what this thread is about - so trot off on that high horse elsewhere son.

a. good post, ruined by a needless emoticon
b. what on earth is wrong with Wigan? Or Peterboro?
c. good to see you back