The footballer gets arrested thread

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The footballer gets arrested thread

by Y21_Royal » 22 Sep 2010 14:27

Seems like we may as well have an entire thread for it since it seemingly happens each week.

This week's players is the unique Titus Bramble. Arrested on suspicion of rape

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wear-11387989

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by rfcjoe » 22 Sep 2010 14:37

SHOCK.

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by soggy biscuit » 22 Sep 2010 14:37

Being Bramble he probably stumbled backwards before tripping over his own feet and accidentally landing on top of the women

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by rfcjoe » 22 Sep 2010 14:42

prolly tripped over his c0ck tbf.

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by Royal Lady » 22 Sep 2010 16:20

rfcjoe prolly tripped over his c0ck tbf.

Soggy was much funnier.


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by rfcjoe » 22 Sep 2010 16:21

Follow me if you want.

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by weybridgewanderer » 22 Sep 2010 16:29

was he aiming fo rthe bird next to this one and missed?

hope his lawyers a better defender than he is!

Bramble was rumoured to be one of the players involved in an alleged "roasting" in a London hotel a few years back

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by TBM » 22 Sep 2010 16:33

Did she have a tightarse?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Terminal Boardom » 22 Sep 2010 16:52

I wonder if Titus captured the moment on his Blackberry


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by rfcjoe » 22 Sep 2010 16:52

racist

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by Maguire » 22 Sep 2010 17:39

At least now we know why he's got the touch of a rapist.

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by Y21_Royal » 04 Oct 2010 15:11

Southampton's Lee Barnard has been arrested for assault after a man was found unconsious with head injuries. Barnard had hand injuries. You do the maths.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11464685

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by Y21_Royal » 12 Oct 2010 13:44

May be a little early with this but Anton Ferdinand faces arrest after missing a court appearance for driving whilst on his phone. Idiocy: 20

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wear-11522054


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by Hoop Blah » 21 Oct 2010 11:34

Andy Carroll arrested earlier in the week on charges of assaulting his girlfriend and told he had to go and live with Kevin Nolan.

Sounds like he's now had his Range Rover torched on Nolan's drive!

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by exileinleeds » 21 Oct 2010 12:07

The're all at it.

Footballer Manuel da Costa arrested over sex assault http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11594078

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by Skyline » 21 Oct 2010 12:51

Hoop Blah Andy Carroll arrested earlier in the week on charges of assaulting his girlfriend and told he had to go and live with Kevin Nolan.

Sounds like he's now had his Range Rover torched on Nolan's drive!


Has Carroll's other court case happened yet? The one from where he got arrested back in December last year - night club brawl IIRC.

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by rfcjoe » 21 Oct 2010 12:57

exileinleeds The're all at it.

Footballer Manuel da Costa arrested over sex assault http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11594078

What a LAD.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Skyline » 25 Oct 2010 13:11

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Hoop Blah Andy Carroll arrested earlier in the week on charges of assaulting his girlfriend and told he had to go and live with Kevin Nolan.

Sounds like he's now had his Range Rover torched on Nolan's drive!


Has Carroll's other court case happened yet? The one from where he got arrested back in December last year - night club brawl IIRC.


To answer my own question: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11620004

Newcastle United striker Andy Carroll has admitted assaulting a man in a nightclub.

At Newcastle Crown Court the 21-year-old pleaded guilty to common assault and was fined £1,000. He was also ordered to pay £2,500 compensation.

The court heard he threw his drink over Michael Cook in Newcastle nightclub Blu Bambu in December.

Carroll's glass accidentally slipped out of his hand and caused a cut to Mr Cook's eyebrow, the court heard.

He was also ordered to pay court costs of nearly £1,500.


Re the bit in bold - anyone else think that's up there with 'The cheque is in the post'?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hoop Blah » 25 Oct 2010 13:47

I said it a while back, but Carroll is a carbon copy of Duncan Ferguson.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by 6ft Kerplunk » 25 Oct 2010 14:48

Ferguson only assaulted thieves when he was in a house.

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