Michael Chopra and Jon Parkin........

[TBM]

.....lose some weight you fat pcunts

[roadrunner]

LOL

Must admit to feeling a lot more at east when the dirty diving Chopra was replaced by Sam PaROFLkin.

[T.R.O.L.I.]

Jon Parkin you fcuking plum, Jay!

[6ft Kerplunk]

I admire Parkin. Must take a lot of effort to stay that big when you're a professional footballer.

[T.R.O.L.I.]

He's just a fat heathrow royal TBF.

[TBM]

[Wax Jacket]

looks like he's got 4 jumpers on underneath his shirt there

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Has he spilt his dinner down his front?

[Franchise FC]

looks like he's got 4 jumpers on underneath his shirt there

If he scores he's going to pull all 17 shirts over his head - obviously be next season !!

[Terminal Boardom]

parkin makes me look anorexic

[prostak]

From WSC's Weekly Howl -

"from Dominic Hinde
"With reference to Preston's tubby strikeforce, as mentioned in last week's Stickpedia , I would like to contribute a story which to my knowledge is entirely true. A friend of mine's fiancee is a life-long Preston fan and knows enough people at Deepdale to be able to wander round fairly freely. Jon Parkin once tried to chat her up by saying 'I bet you don't know many lads who are as tall as I am', to which the girl replied, 'Actually, my boyfriend is 6ft 3ins'. Not to be outdone Parkin came back with, 'Aye, but I bet he's not as fat as I am'.""

[Terminal Boardom]

This one?

[Silver Fox]

Has he spilt his dinner down his front?

Unlikely

[Row Z Royal]

Has he spilt his dinner down his front?

Unlikely

2-4-1 on lolz there