We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sutekh » 17 Dec 2023 19:00

Lucky for United that Liverpool are so utterly clueless when lesser teams turn up and park the bus effectively.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 17 Dec 2023 19:18

I know he is only 20, but that Hoijland looks sh*te

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 17 Dec 2023 19:26

Winston Biscuit I know he is only 20, but that Hoijland looks sh*te


what service does he get? All the Utd wingers do is shoot from stupid places

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by From Despair To Where? » 18 Dec 2023 15:00

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Winston Biscuit I know he is only 20, but that Hoijland looks sh*te


what service does he get? All the Utd wingers do is shoot from stupid places


That's fair, Anthony does 15 step overs then scuffs the ball out of play.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by 6ft Kerplunk » 18 Dec 2023 16:24

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Winston Biscuit I know he is only 20, but that Hoijland looks sh*te


what service does he get? All the Utd wingers do is shoot from stupid places


That's fair, Anthony does 15 step overs then scuffs the ball out of play.

Bit harsh, sometimes he does 14 step overs then scuffs the ball out of play.

Hoijland doesn't look shite, just not really like a £63M player at the moment.


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sanguine » 19 Dec 2023 09:19

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Hoijland doesn't look shite, just not really like a £63M player at the moment.


Yep, he just looks like a young, inexperienced player. Which he is. Clearly has bags of talent, but not yet getting in the right positions or making the right runs, and not clinical in front of goal.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by NathStPaul » 19 Dec 2023 09:24

Think he needs someone up top with him, he reminds me a bit of a young Emile Heskey. He will win you everything with his strength and physical prowess but can't play up top alone.

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by BRO_BOT » 19 Dec 2023 10:16

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Hoijland doesn't look shite, just not really like a £63M player at the moment.


Yep, he just looks like a young, inexperienced player. Which he is. Clearly has bags of talent, but not yet getting in the right positions or making the right runs, and not clinical in front of goal.


Utd strikers have fed on scraps for years now...it's known as the 'graveyard shift'

Also, who is he supposed to learn from? Martial :lol:

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 23 Dec 2023 14:15

Absolute dogshit :|


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Royal Rother » 23 Dec 2023 14:17

Oh dear, more misery incoming.

I just don't see ETH surviving much longer.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by genome » 23 Dec 2023 14:56

Agreed but, as before, the rot runs deep... I don't think ETH is the problem necessary

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by WestYorksRoyal » 23 Dec 2023 14:56

Sojskjaer's career has gone nowhere since leaving, but now looking back you'd say he did as good a job as ETH, and just about every other manager since Fergie.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by ayjaydee » 23 Dec 2023 20:25

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Winston Biscuit I know he is only 20, but that Hoijland looks sh*te


what service does he get? All the Utd wingers do is shoot from stupid places


There were some stats on Anthony on 5Live pre match. 14 league games, zero goals, zero assists. In the matches has has played with Hoijland, a total of over 5 hours pitch time with just 4 completed passes.

They made more of this in the match when Anthony did successfully pass to him making 5 in 6 hours of football.

United pretty much play all the time with inverted wingers with a tendency to cut in on their “proper” foot and get a shot away rather than providing opportunities for others.


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Brogue » 24 Dec 2023 16:39

Radcliffe 25% takeover confimred. He will take over all football operations.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by LUX » 24 Dec 2023 16:43

BRO_BOT Absolute dogshit :|



At least you are better than Chelsea. Another defeat for them today.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BRO_BOT » 24 Dec 2023 20:18

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BRO_BOT Absolute dogshit :|



At least you are better than Chelsea. Another defeat for them today.


We're shit but not as shit as them :lol: I'll take it

Merry xmas m8!

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Franchise FC » 25 Dec 2023 06:38

Gone from believing in a divine right to win the PL to being satisfied with being above a very poor Chelsea

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Orion1871 » 30 Dec 2023 19:45

Manchester United have lost 21 games in all competitions in 2023 - only in 1930 (28), 1972 (25) and 1921 (24) have they ever lost more in a calendar year.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sutekh » 31 Dec 2023 07:15

Orion1871 Manchester United have lost 21 games in all competitions in 2023 - only in 1930 (28), 1972 (25) and 1921 (24) have they ever lost more in a calendar year.


For some context I think Reading lost 25 in 2023.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Franchise FC » 31 Dec 2023 10:46

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Orion1871 Manchester United have lost 21 games in all competitions in 2023 - only in 1930 (28), 1972 (25) and 1921 (24) have they ever lost more in a calendar year.


For some context I think Reading lost 25 in 2023.

For more context, Reading supporters aren’t/haven’t been expecting much different whereas the United fans ….

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