Richie Turpin (York City)

[soggy biscuit]

Did pretty well in his early days at Cambridge but has had a mare since going to York. Said to be a real workhorse and cover a lot of miles.

Could get him for a real steal.

[Focher]

FACT OF THE DAY- Did you know Dick Turpin was under 5ft

[Ferris]

Just what we need, another small striker

[Oi Oi Saveloy]

Dodgy neck and will fail the medical

[andrew1957]

He looks good for his age.

If we can get hold of him cheaply it will be a case of daylight robbery.

[Snowball]

When it really came down to a big finish he choked.

[bobby m's syrup]

We shouldn't hang around on this one.

[Svlad Cjelli]

I hear there's been a hold-up on this one.

[glass half full]

I hear there's been a hold-up on this one.

Bess forget him then.

[Snowball]

Was his brother a Beatle? I'm sure he was associated with The Scaffold

[bigmike]

Never going to happen... We all know that the club wont be held to ransom

[Snowball]

He can shoot with both hands

[Pseud O'Nym]

Could be good if he brought sponsorship from stagecoach.

[Snowball]

I've just heard there's hold-up in negotiations.

[Snowball]

And have you seen the asking price? Highway Robbery!

[Ian Royal]

I'm fed up with this. McDermott needs to make a stand and deliver. I'm so pissed off about how tight Madejski is I'm thinking of killing him. That's right, it's your money or your life!

[Pseud O'Nym]

I'm fed up with this. McDermott needs to make a stand and deliver. I'm so pissed off about how tight Madejski is I'm thinking of killing him. That's right, it's your money or your life!

You are Adam Ant AICM£5.

[Sir Rodger Doyle]

Dodgy neck and will fail the medical