Now there's a name to strike fear into the hearts of Reading fans of a certain age, old Beetroot bonce himself.
As far as Green goes, wasn't it one of his cock ups that got Brizzle a point and gave us promotion on that glorious night in April? Maybe we should just sign him for the LOLz and then loan him out to the likes of Wigan, West Brom and QPR so they are guaranteed to drop some points next season?
