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[East Grinstead Royal]

Anyone think Snowball is autistic or has aspergers ?

Just wondered................

He also has Dyslexia. It's Pogrebnyak.

[pea]

01 Rumour NO Aluko
02 Rumour NO Andrews
03 Rumour NO Avelar
04 Rumour NO Balde
05 Rumour NO Barton
06 Rumour NO Bassong
07 Rumour NO Bertrand
08 Rumour NO Boemisch
09 Rumour NO Borini
10 Rumour NO Bridcutt
11 Rumour NO Bridge
12 Rumour NO Butterfield
13 Rumour NO Chalme
14 Rumour NO Church
15 Rumour NO Clayton
16 Rumour NO Clyne
17 Rumour NO D J Campbell (QPR)
18 Rumour NO Defoe
19 Rumour NO Downing
20 Rumour NO Etuhu
21 Rumour NO Flanghan
22 Rumour NO Green
23 Rumour NO Hargreaves
24 Rumour NO Hoilet
25 Rumour NO Huseklepp
26 Rumour NO Johnson
27 Rumour NO Koren
28 Rumour NO LeComte
29 Rumour NO Maiga
30 Rumour NO Marriappa
31 Rumour NO Mellberg
32 Rumour NO Mills
33 Rumour NO Mullins 1
34 Rumour NO Murphy
35 Rumour NO Owen
36 Rumour NO Rhodes
37 Rumour NO Richardson
38 Rumour NO Rodallega
39 Rumour NO Rogic
40 Rumour NO Saha
41 Rumour NO Sanchez
42 Rumour NO Selin
43 Rumour NO Sigardson
44 Rumour NO Simpson
45 Rumour NO Snodgrass
46 Rumour NO Yakubu
47 Rumour NO Young

48 Rumour SIGNED Gunter
49 Rumour SIGNED McCleary
50 Rumour SIGNED Pogrebynak


51 Speculation NO Assou-Ekotto
52 Speculation NO Denilson
53 Speculation NO Dos Santos
54 Speculation NO Federici
55 Speculation NO Holden
56 Speculation NO Kewell
57 Speculation NO Long
58 Speculation NO Macehda
59 Speculation NO Mackie
60 Speculation NO Ramsey
61 Speculation NO Selassie
62 Speculation NO Shory
63 Speculation NO Siggurdson
64 Speculation NO Traore
65 Speculation NO Weiss
66 Speculation NO Whittingham

+1

[paultheroyal]

Yeah, have I missed something here? What's the purpose of this thread also?

+1 - Snowball enlighten me - what is the point you are making?

[Elm Park Pasty]

Bugger thought this was a link to some flea stuff for me cat.

[Elm Park Pasty]

Yeah, have I missed something here? What's the purpose of this thread also?

+1 - Snowball enlighten me - what is the point you are making?

I am a bit confused too, are you saying that 6% of rumours so far have turned into purchases? Otherwise, surely Mariappa at least should be a yes as there seems to be numerous accounts we are/were in for him, from both their side and ours.

[Simon's Church]

Bugger thought this was a link to some flea stuff for me cat.

lol

[RFCSPACE]

Well, I think Icke has just proved he can use the sort function in Excel.

Excel-lent thread.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Crikey, I never realised that approx 95% of all speculation/rumour posted over the course of a transfer window was likely to be utter cobblers

Could we have it in graph format just to be sure?

[MouldyRoyal]

This list would be the poorer without you, Snowbers.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

A two-dimensional graph would be pointless though, beacue it wouldn't differentiate between a prediction of a move a day before it happens or a day before it. So we'd need a 3D graph showing time of prediction also.

[From Despair To Where?]

Anyone think Snowball is autistic or has aspergers ?

Just wondered................

He's almost the classic case, yes.

Sssssshhhhhhh. I made a similar observation about a post of his about 6 months ago. He threw a hissy fit and went on a 3 day stat frenzy to prove he wasn't, which, on reflection, kind of made my point for me far more emphatically than I ever could.

Best say no more, it's like a red rag to a bull.

[andrew1957]

I am sort of with Snowball.

There is always a lot of rubbish speculation each season but this summer, because of our rise to the PL, it has reached epidemic proportions. Most of the rumours have been beyond ridiculous.

The only player that I really wanted was Gylfi (but that will never happen now) and apart from that in Brian I trust. I am sure that come 1st Sept we will have a new RB, a new LB, one or possibly two new CB's, probably another midfielder and possibly another striker. We might even have a new bench warmer keeper to allow the youngsters out on loan.

After being sucked into the Gylfi debacle I am not too bothered now.

[Wimb]

Utter lol at coming onto a rumours and gossip forum and expecting a high hit rate

However it's a bit premature to be saying we won't sign any of the guys listed given that there's two months left in the window.....

[RepressedRoyal]

Ah yes, on Planet Snowball, anyone who dares question anything Snowball says is a tosser.

It's tedious as hell trying to argue anything with someone so far down the autistic spectrum as he is, so for that reason I'm out.

Please carry on boring the hell out of everyone else with endless pointless information that is either statistically invalid or states the bleeding obvious at great length.

And while you congratulate yourself on how clever you are and how you've outwitted everyone else, all the others will continue to shake their heads in disbelief, laugh at you behind their hands and despair at this inevitable end result of the care in the community programme.

This post made my day.

[Tommy Youlden's Ears]

Keith Mandemant. Pool Supervisor.

"In 1975, no-one died
In 1976, no-one died
In 1977, no-one died..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1rYlCpOnM

[RepressedRoyal]

Extraordinary stuff from Snowball, however, my brain is still trying to engage itself to the point where it can make any sense of it whatsoever. I used to work with a guy who had a spreadsheet that featured every Real Ale he had ever drunk, its cost, percentage, colour (dark or light) brewery and what pub he drank it in. Something like this:

Directors
£2.80
5%
Dark
Courage, Reading
The Crown
7/10

If he hasn't been sectioned under the mental health act yet, do you want his phone number Snowball? A match made in Heaven one thinks.

[MouldyRoyal]

Extraordinary stuff from Snowball, however, my brain is still trying to engage itself to the point where it can make any sense of it whatsoever. I used to work with a guy who had a spreadsheet that featured every Real Ale he had ever drunk, its cost, percentage, colour (dark or light) brewery and what pub he drank it in. Something like this:

Directors
£2.80
5%
Dark
Courage, Reading
The Crown
7/10

If he hasn't been sectioned under the mental health act yet, do you want his phone number Snowball? A match made in Heaven one thinks.

Did he factor in inflation to provide a present value of all beers drunk in previous years? If not, it's rather amateur.

[RepressedRoyal]

Extraordinary stuff from Snowball, however, my brain is still trying to engage itself to the point where it can make any sense of it whatsoever. I used to work with a guy who had a spreadsheet that featured every Real Ale he had ever drunk, its cost, percentage, colour (dark or light) brewery and what pub he drank it in. Something like this:

Directors
£2.80
5%
Dark
Courage, Reading
The Crown
7/10

If he hasn't been sectioned under the mental health act yet, do you want his phone number Snowball? A match made in Heaven one thinks.

Did he factor in inflation to provide a present value of all beers drunk in previous years? If not, it's rather amateur.

He may have done, I am just recalling what I saw before for I drifted in to a coma.

[PieEater]

I had a mate that did something similar but more usefully purchased a home breathalyser and checked whether it came up positive after 2, 3 (or one occasion 4) pints of various ales.