SPACULATION - Andre Bikey?

[donface]

Bikey is perhaps the gr8est player in the history of football so I'm going to support this all the way to the hilt.

I <3 Bikey.

Big Bad Bas Savage?

Bikey has the double bubble of being most spectacularly lolz and also nearly as spectacularly good at football. If it wasn't for his mentalism the guy should be playing for Real Madrid.

I appreciate the fact that I'm obviously smitten.

[melonhead]

yes. this^^^
apart from the madrid bit

[sandman]

Mentalist players don't seem to do well at Madrid.

[peterroyal76]

Mentalist players don't seem to do well at Madrid.

Or Reading.

[sandman]

Mentalist players don't seem to do well at Madrid.

Or Reading.

It's the reason why they're now at Reading rather than still playing for Madrid.

[AkpansBFF]

Still remember when he scored 2 against birmingham, done his few flips then was trying to persuade whoever our free kick taker was to let him have it to get his hatrick

[donface]

Has this not fukking happened yet?!!!

Sort it out Hammond!

[Reading4eva]

I'll drive the man here as he in turn headbutts the car ceiling

[Uke]

In for more of

BK vs SG http://youtu.be/gTpPDV9iLrE

And

Vigorous shirt lifting http://youtu.be/7y1-oLsBO1o

[sandman]

Joined Greek side Panetolikos.

[Kitsondinho]

Joined Greek side Panetolikos.

Noooooooo!!!

[Badger Finger]

This upsets me greatly

[sandman]

It's the perfect place for him tbf. Gives him a load of plates to smash rather than strikers and Swedish pub players.

[donface]

[kwik-silva]

Nice impression of him, actually