Tsar's in their eyes!

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Tsar's in their eyes!

by Eaststandman » 13 Feb 2012 09:52

Vasya Pupkin will sign for Reading......

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Re: Tsar's in their eyes!

by melonhead » 13 Feb 2012 09:54

errr, what?


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Re: Tsar's in their eyes!

by Barry the bird boggler » 13 Feb 2012 13:33

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Re: Tsar's in their eyes!

by pea » 13 Feb 2012 13:47

Barry the bird boggler :|


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Re: Tsar's in their eyes!

by who are ya? » 13 Feb 2012 14:58

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Re: Tsar's in their eyes!

by Friday's Legacy » 13 Feb 2012 15:34

Eaststandman Tsar's in their eyes!......


Simon Church Tonight Anton I'm going to be...... Paul Brayson!


sorry

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Re: Tsar's in their eyes!

by dogzbollox » 14 Feb 2012 07:54

I've just read all this and suddenly I don't understand English anymore............ WTF are you lot on about?

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Re: Tsar's in their eyes!

by Eaststandman » 14 Feb 2012 09:43

dogzbollox I've just read all this and suddenly I don't understand English anymore............ WTF are you lot on about?


In Russia Vasya Pupkin is like saying we will sign Joe Blow, Bill Bloggs or whatever, (yes I got duped by a smart arse Russian intelligence expert 'friend' of mine and published without checking) :oops:

Friday's Legacy's remark about 'tonight Anton/Matthew' etc was quite funny, as it happens, but I think Church needs a break!

The others twigged and weren't impressed I imagine!

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Re: Tsar's in their eyes!

by dogzbollox » 16 Feb 2012 15:22

Eaststandman
dogzbollox I've just read all this and suddenly I don't understand English anymore............ WTF are you lot on about?


In Russia Vasya Pupkin is like saying we will sign Joe Blow, Bill Bloggs or whatever, (yes I got duped by a smart arse Russian intelligence expert 'friend' of mine and published without checking) :oops:

Friday's Legacy's remark about 'tonight Anton/Matthew' etc was quite funny, as it happens, but I think Church needs a break!

The others twigged and weren't impressed I imagine!


Thankyou - I now speak 'pidgin' HobNob.........


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