Relebohile Mofokeng

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Relebohile Mofokeng

by Stranded » 18 Oct 2023 09:59

Reports from South Africa say the 18 year old Orlando Pirates midfielder is currently training with us.

No idea why as we can't actually sign anyone but there you go.

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Sutekh » 18 Oct 2023 10:01

Stranded Reports from South Africa say the 18 year old Orlando Pirates midfielder is currently training with us.

No idea why as we can't actually sign anyone but there you go.



Thought this was a prospective owner, sounds like a mobile phone company. And I'd rather have Orlando Bloom.

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by morganb » 18 Oct 2023 10:30

Stranded Reports from South Africa say the 18 year old Orlando Pirates midfielder is currently training with us.

No idea why as we can't actually sign anyone but there you go.


As he is 18 can he sign for the Unders rather than the senior team( with the proviso he won't make a senior appearance for the next 3 years/duration of the current embargo)? Haven't we done something similar under previous embargos?

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Millsy » 18 Oct 2023 10:54

Come on, you're expecting us to believe that's a real name and not the result of some random word generator?

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by tidus_mi2 » 18 Oct 2023 11:05

Honestly when I saw the surname I thought this might be another Yermas Dildo.


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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Stranded » 18 Oct 2023 12:31

Millsy Come on, you're expecting us to believe that's a real name and not the result of some random word generator?


I thought that at first but here you do: https://www.transfermarkt.de/relebohile ... er/1125037

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Hound » 18 Oct 2023 14:29

He looks very short

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by The Faith Healer » 18 Oct 2023 17:15

Stranded Reports from South Africa say the 18 year old Orlando Pirates midfielder is currently training with us.

No idea why as we can't actually sign anyone but there you go.


That's a relief!

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Snowflake Royal » 19 Oct 2023 10:40

Let's hope he's better than our last South African Bongali Khumalo.

Who made Elroy Kromheer look like Paulo Maldini.


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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Millsy » 19 Oct 2023 12:10

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No idea why as we can't actually sign anyone but there you go.


I might be wrong, but with transfer embargoes I believe if they're under a certain height it doesn't count. At 3 foot 4 I think we're safe.

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by YorkshireRoyal99 » 19 Oct 2023 12:22

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No idea why as we can't actually sign anyone but there you go.


I might be wrong, but with transfer embargoes I believe if they're under a certain height it doesn't count. At 3 foot 4 I think we're safe.


I don't think we'd go for anybody like that, we've got a bit of history of releasing players because they were too short.

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Snowflake Royal » 19 Oct 2023 12:36

We've got a more definite history of taking on players who were told they were too short elsewhere.

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by RFCMod » 19 Oct 2023 13:06

Wolves seem interested as well


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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Millsy » 20 Oct 2023 10:03

At least there's no shortage of interest.

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by MartinRdg » 20 Oct 2023 12:44

Snowflake Royal We've got a more definite history of taking on players who were told they were too sh*t elsewhere.


Corrected for you :D

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Snowflake Royal » 20 Oct 2023 12:45

MartinRdg
Snowflake Royal We've got a more definite history of taking on players who were told they were too sh*t elsewhere.


Corrected for you :D

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by karbota » 22 Oct 2023 20:40

NO, no more foreign players, please.

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by SCIAG » 02 Nov 2023 18:47

tidus_mi2 Honestly when I saw the surname I thought this might be another Yermas Dildo.

Relebophile sounds like a euphemism for incest, and Mofokeng speaks for itself.

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by SouthDownsRoyal » 08 Dec 2023 12:39

This would be an excellent signing

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Re: Relebohile Mofokeng

by Sutekh » 08 Dec 2023 15:30

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tidus_mi2 Honestly when I saw the surname I thought this might be another Yermas Dildo.

Relebophile sounds like a euphemism for incest, and Mofokeng speaks for itself.


Wasn't it something to do with the Boer war?

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