So Spawn #1 is going to do her best to "smell like a slurry pit" again at the festival this year.
Question is: are there residents tickets available and, if so, does anyone have a spare? Or do I get the octogenarian Old Bat in Emmer Green to get one? And how?
Yeah, I know, I'm a lazy bastard.
I can't find the festival thread so mods please move as appropriate.