Kitson is... (wait for it...)

Vision · by **Vision** » 14 Dec 2006 15:39

He'd fail the medical surely.

zac naloen · by **zac naloen** » 14 Dec 2006 15:45

Gordons Cumming
Trigger
Stranded Might have something to do with the club's insurance policy?

I hope not. Treatment at the RBH is generally excellent as well as being free, and the main thing with an appendix is getting it out before it bursts.

There are always exceptions. ..........as my mother can testify.

It's exactly the same surgeons, so unless it was an aftercare issue the problem could still have happened.

My mother had a horrendous time at a Private hospital after the surgeon oxf*rd up.

The Surgeon of Crowthorne · by **The Surgeon of Crowthorne** » 14 Dec 2006 17:47

I'd just like to add that Zac is not referring to me.

That is all.

RoyalBlue · by **RoyalBlue** » 14 Dec 2006 19:51

Royalupnorth
M Brook Apparently Kits has just been called up for Jury Service!

Believe it or not, this will not happen.
There is some rule whereby you cannot do jury service if you are famous / recognisable, I believe
A couple of players got called up while I was at the club, 1 senior team, 1 youth team. The senior player didn't have to go because the people of Reading would recognise him, but the youth player did.

Strangely the youth player, would be recognised more now than the senior player ever was.

I don't believe it actually!

I was called up for jury service not that long ago and, believe you me, I searched the paperwork with a fine tooth comb in an attempt to find some way out of it. There were grounds mentioned but nowhere does it state that you can not do jury service if you are famous/recognisable. Afterall, if someone is going to try to nobble a jury it's fairly easy to get a good look of the jurors and recall their faces, even if they aren't famous.

What's more they recently removed several categories of people from the exempt list including, IIRC, police officers and lawyers - just can't get the 'staff' you see.

Stop Press!

Just found how we can get Kitson out of any jury service, regardless of his fame. Take a look at the second category below; absolute banker!

"You don't qualify for jury service if you suffer from, or have suffered from a mental disorder/mental health problem and because of that condition:

you are currently a resident in a hospital or other similar institution, or
you regularly visit a medical practitioner for treatment
you are in guardianship under section 7 of the Mental Health Act 1983"

Moronho and CoLOLin might be alright under the third one too!

higher · by **higher** » 18 Dec 2006 18:12

Some positive news on the Kits front from the OS.

Dave Kitson is back running a week ahead of schedule as he recovers from his recent appendix operation.Kitson and winger Bobby Convey were both put through their paces by physio Jon Fearn at Hogwood Park on Monday morning, and they came through with no problems.Kits has been exceptionally unlucky with injuries this season, suffering a knee problem in the opening game before hurting his hamstring as he was only a couple of weeks away from a return. On top of that, required surgery two weeks ago to have his appendix removed, but he remains in high spirits.He told readingfc.co.uk "The operation has been easier to get over than I thought it would be. Thinking back to the pain it caused, I thought it would be a big deal."It looks as if the scar has healed, it's only one inch so I won't be able to impress anyone on the beach with that!"Today I was smashing balls at 100% with my right foot, and that's the side it's on, so it's encouraging. I've been running so it's a case of getting the fitness up."The knee is fine, and the hamstring is about a week away from being back to how it was. I felt like I could have trained today, but I'm under doctors orders to wait at least four weeks, and it's only two so far.

"I'm hoping in the first week of January I cant step back into the fray and be training. I think that's realistic. It'll be a fresh year and a fresh start."
Kits admits he was hoping to return in our New Year's Day fixture against West Ham, but he has obviously been forced to put that on hold.He has scored five goals in our last two home games against the Hammers, and was keen to keep up his good record.He said, "I was hugely desperate to come back for the West Ham game, but it's not the same now Alan Pardew's gone! Whenever he came here it used to get the whole place going."I had a vision of coming off the bench and scoring the winner again, it would've been like I've never been away."It doesn't matter really, I've been away so long that just to play again in any sort of reserve game would be nice."

RoyalBlue · by **RoyalBlue** » 18 Dec 2006 18:41

I suggest the club invest in one of these for Kitson:

higher · by **higher** » 18 Dec 2006 21:04

Hey you might have something there.Very handy defending set pieces or if your Lita surviving late night nightclub highjinx.

LoyalRoyal22 · by **LoyalRoyal22** » 18 Dec 2006 21:08

Very good news. Kitson is probably my favourite player, missed him.

Greenwich Royal · by **Greenwich Royal** » 18 Dec 2006 21:41

Great news! - but I won't get excited until I actually see him on the pitch...

Uke · by **Uke** » 19 Dec 2006 00:19

RoyalBlue I suggest the club invest in one of these for Kitson:

Why would he want an inflatable woman?

Woodcote Royal · by **Woodcote Royal** » 19 Dec 2006 13:14

RoyalBlue I suggest the club invest in one of these for Kitson:

So that's what happened to my night attire

Corky341 · by **Corky341** » 19 Dec 2006 14:34

It's a shame he'll miss the West Ham game, but at the same time, what we DON'T need is for him to rush back (again) and still not be 100%. But I must admit I'm really excited about his imminent return.

londinium · by **londinium** » 19 Dec 2006 14:52

Corky341 It's a shame he'll miss the West Ham game, but at the same time, what we DON'T need is for him to rush back (again) and still not be 100%. But I must admit I'm really excited about his imminent return.

The appendix removal may well be a blessing in disguise... It has allowed his knee problem and hamstring problem to fully repair before getting back into training and risking them before he was fully ready.

Gordons Cumming · by **Gordons Cumming** » 19 Dec 2006 15:01

londinium
Corky341 It's a shame he'll miss the West Ham game, but at the same time, what we DON'T need is for him to rush back (again) and still not be 100%. But I must admit I'm really excited about his imminent return.

The appendix removal may well be a blessing in disguise... It has allowed his knee problem and hamstring problem to fully repair before getting back into training and risking them before he was fully ready.

Good point.

However, by his own admission, he's along way from the level shown by his fellow players and having missed so much of the season we may not see him at his best for some time.

E. Andrew · by **E. Andrew** » 20 Dec 2006 09:09

RoyalBlue I suggest the club invest in one of these for Kitson:

it will surely clear room for excellent headers

rotherwick_royal · by **rotherwick_royal** » 20 Dec 2006 12:03

E. Andrew
RoyalBlue I suggest the club invest in one of these for Kitson:

it will surely clear room for excellent headers

...but getting off the ground could be a problem.

Uke · by **Uke** » 20 Dec 2006 12:11

rotherwick_royal
E. Andrew
RoyalBlue I suggest the club invest in one of these for Kitson:

it will surely clear room for excellent headers

...but getting off the ground could be a problem.

depends how much hot air its filled with...

rg6royal · by **rg6royal** » 20 Dec 2006 12:34

Uke
rotherwick_royal
E. Andrew
RoyalBlue I suggest the club invest in one of these for Kitson:

it will surely clear room for excellent headers

...but getting off the ground could be a problem.

depends how much hot air its filled with...

Is that diego maradona ?

Kitson is... (wait for it...)

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