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Well and truly Rammed at Gay Pride Park
Guess the headline......
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Dulwich Royal
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Well and truly Rammed at Gay Pride Park
something along the lines of al fayed's new royal problem! 
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ShrewsandRoyals
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You mean like......
Royals Kill Off Al Fayed's Fulham Survival Hopes.......
Royals Kill Off Al Fayed's Fulham Survival Hopes.......
i was going for more of a play on the royals/royal family.
Seal New Diana evidence sparks calls for fresh enquiry
The Express.
Madeline - Parents STILL the Main Suspects
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AF1
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RoyALL Over Now
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Only one Trevor Morley
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A right royal relegation
royals flushed
however if Coppell decides to leave then prepare for a storm of
'Copp Out'
headlines
royals flushed
however if Coppell decides to leave then prepare for a storm of
'Copp Out'
headlines
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Thou Voice
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BALDING GUY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THOU VOICE
At 17:05 the final toss of the dice was thrown and Stephen Cockleshells threw his third double and went directly to the fizzy pop league.
The first dice throw as a simple draw that was good enough at Wigan. Although the cabbage patch field offered few challenges, Stephen's strikers offered fewer shots on goal during the epic encounter.
The second throw of the dice sent Stephen's team 1-0 down against a very weakened Tottenham side. Although Tottenham where playing out of formation it tragically took Stephen 60 minutes before he could find his voice and bring in fresh blood. At this point, it was all too late. Proceedings where finished when Reading legend, James Harper performed a death march around the pitch to the turn of Reading fans singing to Badal and Skinners Three Lions song...
We're going down,
We're going,
Readings going down...
No goals in the net,
These boots weren't meant for striking...
The final throw of the dice was at Derby. Reading valiantly fought against the worst club ever in the Premiership after narrowly beating them 1-0 earlier in the season. Although a victory was won, this was hampered by the fact that the defence had earlier in the season had more leaks in it then a siv after sometimes letting in over 5 goals during one match. Fulham who have strikers that can strike, won a simple 1-0 and stay in the Premiership.
After the match, Stephen Cockelshells said that he should have listened to Thou Voice and giving Lita away to Charlton when his strikers could not score just built on earlier misjudgements like being too loyal to certain players and lying to the fans about transfers. This season Stephen did manage to break one club record with a combination of stunning losses that allowed Reading to achieve a record breaking run of failures both at home and on the road.
What does the future hold? Stephen could only mumble and bumble his way through the answer but was sure that Thou Voice of HNA had the answers.
At 17:05 the final toss of the dice was thrown and Stephen Cockleshells threw his third double and went directly to the fizzy pop league.
The first dice throw as a simple draw that was good enough at Wigan. Although the cabbage patch field offered few challenges, Stephen's strikers offered fewer shots on goal during the epic encounter.
The second throw of the dice sent Stephen's team 1-0 down against a very weakened Tottenham side. Although Tottenham where playing out of formation it tragically took Stephen 60 minutes before he could find his voice and bring in fresh blood. At this point, it was all too late. Proceedings where finished when Reading legend, James Harper performed a death march around the pitch to the turn of Reading fans singing to Badal and Skinners Three Lions song...
We're going down,
We're going,
Readings going down...
No goals in the net,
These boots weren't meant for striking...
The final throw of the dice was at Derby. Reading valiantly fought against the worst club ever in the Premiership after narrowly beating them 1-0 earlier in the season. Although a victory was won, this was hampered by the fact that the defence had earlier in the season had more leaks in it then a siv after sometimes letting in over 5 goals during one match. Fulham who have strikers that can strike, won a simple 1-0 and stay in the Premiership.
After the match, Stephen Cockelshells said that he should have listened to Thou Voice and giving Lita away to Charlton when his strikers could not score just built on earlier misjudgements like being too loyal to certain players and lying to the fans about transfers. This season Stephen did manage to break one club record with a combination of stunning losses that allowed Reading to achieve a record breaking run of failures both at home and on the road.
What does the future hold? Stephen could only mumble and bumble his way through the answer but was sure that Thou Voice of HNA had the answers.
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Coppelled Streets
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Royals Cock A Hoop
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Ram Pant Royals
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Ram Pant Royals
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PRIDE COMES BEFORE A FALL
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thirtyyarder
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Send them all home!!
The Daily Mail
The Daily Mail
Rampant Royals not enough as Pompey perish!
Copp a load of that as Rams rammed again
Copp a load of that as Rams rammed again
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Ian Royal
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Royals Crash Al Fayed's Party.
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2.8 lita injection
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Royal Undertaker.
or
Royal undertaker needed.
or
Royal undertaker needed.
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Kes
Jewell 'rams' it down again, not with a hooker but with The Royals this time.
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Man Friday
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brum, brum...Royals and Fulham suffer awayday Blues.
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ON YOUR BIKEY
Own goal sends Reading crashing into the Championship.
MCPRIDE
Captain Fantastic keeps Fulham up as Royals lose at Derby.
Own goal sends Reading crashing into the Championship.
MCPRIDE
Captain Fantastic keeps Fulham up as Royals lose at Derby.
thirtyyarder Send them all home!!
The Daily Mail
Have to admit that made me laugh.
A tad off topic but this headine to a serious article raised a chortle.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story ... 01&cc=5739
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story ... 01&cc=5739
My favourite ever football headline was after we beat Holland 4-1 in Euro 96. An entirely inappropriate 'Edambusters'.
I'll go for 'Royals Cop It as Coppell Quits'
A more sensible answer is I'll let you know as one of my pals actually gets to write them for real.
I'll go for 'Royals Cop It as Coppell Quits'
A more sensible answer is I'll let you know as one of my pals actually gets to write them for real.
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