Jay Tabb songs thread!!

[madreadingfan]

I'll start

Jay Tabb Whooooahhh
Jay Tabb Whooooahhh
he came from Coventry
to take us to glory!!!

and repeat

[Bill Oddie's Beard]

Expect to hear

There's only one Jay Tabb, there's only one Jay Tabb...

[rg6royal]

Jay Tabb, theres only one Jay Tabb...

[Thaumagurist*]

One day, we'll have a forum dedicated to songs so we can avoid pages and pages of this tosh.

[rg6royal]

Jay Tabb-e Tabb-e,
He signed from Coventry,
He sets up Jim Kebe,
Jay Tabb-e Tabb-e

[AlexY25]

He plays on the left
he plays on the right

that boy jay tabb
will make you look shite

[PlasticRoyale]

I think no thought goes into chants when Hammond/Coppell are chosing players. It's all very well that they may fit straight into the team but where does this leave the fans lyrically

SORT IT OUT HAMMOND!!!

[Huntley & Palmer]

Stolen from Cov but it's decent enough and fairly easy

When Tabby goes marching down the wing,
JAY TABB, JAY TABB,
When Tabby goes marching down the wing,
JAY TABB, JAY TABB,
When Tabby goes marching down the wing,
The Reading fans are gonna sing,
We all know that Jay Tabb is gonna score!

LALALALALALALALA LALA LALA
LALALALALALALALA LALA LALA

LALALALALALALALALALA,
WE ALL KNOW THAT JAY TABB IS GONNA SCORE!

[Thames]

JAY TABB
HAS A SCAB
ON HIS KNOB
ON HIS KNOB

[zummerset]

Is there anyone left in Ireland....

[PlasticRoyale]

Is there anyone left in Ireland....

I thinks they may have run out of spuds again...

[zummerset]

They do a smashing driveway though

[S09Royal]

Is there anyone left in Ireland....

Ireland, Ireland
Sir Steve shops in Ireland
Ireland Ireland
Another player from Ireland.

This could technically not be right, as he's been playing IN England and not in Ireland even if he is Irish he hasn't come from an irish club. Football is a confusing business.

[Ian Royal]

I didn't think the quality of song threads could get any lower, but this one smashes even the worst of the ones I've read before. Only Huntley's effort is even vaguely acceptable.

[Kevin Doyles Right Foot]

He plays on the left
he plays on the right

that boy jay tabb
will make you look shite

or just change the last line to Makes Kebe look shite

[PlasticRoyale]

Lets start with the basics and build this one up. Either words that rhyme with Tabb (i.e. Kebab, Stab etc) or a song in the popular music charts which can be adapted to include the words Jay Tabb (or variants such as Tabb, Tabby etc)

[Ian Royal]

Lets start with the basics and build this one up. Either words that rhyme with Tabb (i.e. Kebab, Stab etc) or a song in the popular music charts which can be adapted to include the words Jay Tabb (or variants such as Tabb, Tabby etc)

Baby got Tabb - Sir Mixalot

[zummerset]

Ireland, Ireland
Together we shall stand
Reading, twinned with Ireland
Paddy's to a man!

[PlasticRoyale]

Lets start with the basics and build this one up. Either words that rhyme with Tabb (i.e. Kebab, Stab etc) or a song in the popular music charts which can be adapted to include the words Jay Tabb (or variants such as Tabb, Tabby etc)

Baby got Tabb - Sir Mixalot

He's not mixing as much as he used to

[SteveRoyal]

He plays on the left
he plays on the right

that boy jay tabb
will make you look shite

Love it.