FAO Alan who texted in after Scunthorpe game

[Royal Lady]

Did you actually listen to the commentary? Only praising Reading for coming back to 2-2 after being 2-0 down was, in fact, completely and utterly incorrect.

[Focher]

i bet you text in as well RL.

' I thort Sigi woz brilliant tonite MOTM and Griff shud be playin for ingland this summa, urzzzzzzzzzz '

[Royal Lady]

i bet you text in as well RL.

' I thort Sigi woz brilliant tonite MOTM and Griff shud be playin for ingland this summa, urzzzzzzzzzz '

Nearly. I ring in as June from Earley.

[Focher]

i bet you text in as well RL.

' I thort Sigi woz brilliant tonite MOTM and Griff shud be playin for ingland this summa, urzzzzzzzzzz '

Nearly. I ring in as June from Earley.

if i ever ring in (which is rare i normally call Reading107 lolz), i go under the guise 'Derek from Suffolk'

[Forbury Lion]

I might have to start texting in again. Used to love the Friday Royals Show phone ins with special guests.

I once had 5 of my texts from different fictional persons/nobbers read out one after the other despite sending them all from the same mobile

The 6th one they read out was a text Tredder sent claiming to be from me

[Dirk Gently]

I might have to start texting in again. Used to love the Friday Royals Show phone ins with special guests.

I once had 5 of my texts from different fictional persons/nobbers read out one after the other despite sending them all from the same mobile

The 6th one they read out was a text Tredder sent claiming to be from me

They now have a system that shows all previous texts received from the same number - aliases are much less likely to get through.

[old woman]

i bet you text in as well RL.

' I thort Sigi woz brilliant tonite MOTM and Griff shud be playin for ingland this summa, urzzzzzzzzzz '

Nearly. I ring in as June from Earley.

if i ever ring in (which is rare i normally call Reading107 lolz), i go under the guise 'Derek from Suffolk'

I'm sure I heard a text from Derek in Suffolk on Saturday. Was it you or has someone stolen your identity?

[Messiah]

I might have to start texting in again. Used to love the Friday Royals Show phone ins with special guests.

I once had 5 of my texts from different fictional persons/nobbers read out one after the other despite sending them all from the same mobile

The 6th one they read out was a text Tredder sent claiming to be from me

We really have got to get you a girlfriend, Forbes.

[Focher]

I'm sure I heard a text from Derek in Suffolk on Saturday. Was it you or has someone stolen your identity?

someone is obviously thieving my identity, there is quite clearly no Reading fans in Suffolk called Derek