Best One-Liners heard at a Reading Game

[bcroyal]

Going back a number of years, there was a minutes silence following the death of the then Reading Football Secretary, Fred May. We're stood on the Southbank and the silence is being observed with absolute silence, except for the ticking of the clock. TBBM then shouts out "I can hear Martin Hicks' pacemaker" - lots of stifled laughter.

[Tails]

Any of the countless one liners directed at the Oxford United keepers when we played them away ages ago - I think it ended 3-1 Reading.

Also...

He's so good he has skinned himself

[who are ya?]

Not exactly a one-liner from TBBM but these have reminded me of our comeback at Coventry on Boxing day a good few years back. After a delay to kick off and a chant of "you might aswell go home" we came back with "at least we got here on time!". Was funny at the time and even had a fair few Cov fans laughing and clapping at the reply.

[Svlad Cjelli]

"What a waste of petrol"

[Wide and Wonderful]

More songs than one liners but here's a few I recall:

It's a bit cliche to give Brighton a bit of gheyboy banter, but alongside the usual: "Does your boyfriend, Does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend know you're here" song, some guy came up with "We can see you, we can see you, we can see you holding hands!" which tickled me.

Another that stands out, Wimbledon away at Selhurst Park where the away Reading fans outnumbered the Dons home fans by about 3-1 "We can see you sneaking IN" - (we went on to lose 3-0 to a David Conolly hatrick

[Forbury Lion]

Palace away, a player goes down and the Reading fans chant "Shit on the floor, shit on the floor"..... nothing out of the ordinary there, However LOL's all round the next day on hobnob after someone links to a Palace board that took this as a racist chant due to the player being black.... er no, it's because he was a cheating pcunt.

[Focher]

Chester away circa 91 or 92, these wise words bellowed from the away end

"Fruit Salad"

"Rainbow Trout"

"Cheese and Biscuits"

Inspiring stuff.

[Franchise FC]

A friend of mine I stood with at Wemley for the Simod Cup Final in '88.

As we took a 2-1 lead he uttered the words : "Only 55 minutes to waste"

[Joe 90]

Also at Simod Cup Final ... we had seats right at the front. My brother had taken a dislike to Luton's man mountain enforcer, Steve Foster. Unfortunately at the precise moment he bellows out "Foster, you camel!" the place went quiet. Foster heard it and gave a very nasty look in our direction.

Funny as anything but if he'd have come over my brother was on his own.

[biscuitman]

'Tits around your ankles'

[The Glory Days :(]

'Tits around your ankles'

does she take it up the arse?

[RobRoyal]

More songs than one liners but here's a few I recall:

It's a bit cliche to give Brighton a bit of gheyboy banter, but alongside the usual: "Does your boyfriend, Does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend know you're here" song, some guy came up with "We can see you, we can see you, we can see you holding hands!" which tickled me.

Sorry, alongside the usual? That is the usual, from us every time we play them, and from every other club in the country. And it's f*cking lame.

[Uke]

Also at Simod Cup Final ... we had seats right at the front. My brother had taken a dislike to Luton's man mountain enforcer, Steve Foster. Unfortunately at the precise moment he bellows out "Foster, you camel!" the place went quiet. Foster heard it and gave a very nasty look in our direction.

Funny as anything but if he'd have come over my brother was on his own.

I misread that last sentence...

[RoyalBlue]

Yesterday at Stevenage:

'Stop looking at porn!'

as a photographer behind the Reading goal started to review his pictures on his lap top.

Some good interchange with the Reading boy band look-a-likes at the front of the home stand nearest the away support.

'F*ck off Westlife!'

Them: 'You'll never make the station'
Response: 'That's because we came by car'

Amongst the Reading fans

An attempted 'Can you hear the Stevenage sing'
Greeted from within the Reading fans 'I can't hear a word you sing'

[Big Foot]

Yesterday at Stevenage:

'Stop looking at porn!'

as a photographer behind the Reading goal started to review his pictures on his lap top.

Some good interchange with the Reading boy band look-a-likes at the front of the home stand nearest the away support.

'F*ck off Westlife!'

Them: 'You'll never make the station'
Response: 'That's because we came by car'

Amongst the Reading fans

An attempted 'Can you hear the Stevenage sing'
Greeted from within the Reading fans 'I can't hear a word you sing'

Boyband lookalikes

[Hugo Boss]

ALOL @ "Boyband lookalikes" !!!! To be fair, i've never seen that many highlights in one place.

[Schards#2]

ALOL @ "Boyband lookalikes" !!!! To be fair, i've never seen that many highlights in one place.

FFF 2009/2010 DVD

[Hugo Boss]

[Y21_Royal]

Two stick out from me, both from AP

Upon Steven Hunt getting his player of the season award at the end of our ill fated 07/08 campaign he started shouting "thats why we're going down, that's why we're going down"

My personal favourite was simply "for fucks sake Gunnarsson, I've seen milk turn quicker than you"

[Red]

Some of these are pretty TBF.

But credit where it's due:

The best thing about that Halifax V Reading game in the pouring rain was those white plastic patio chairs - the leg of one of them slowly, almost imperceptibly, sunk into the mud, unbeknown to the occupant of the chair. Everyone behind him could see what was going to happen, until eventually it got to (literally!) the tipping point and he was dumped backwards into the mud.

Pure slapstick