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[mikey0406]

Brian: Where have i seen that tattoo before
Nicky H: It was on the Lita flick...here let me show you

[Reading777]

BM - Nick can you get your phone to calculate the profit we will make the club if we sell on the new boy over there once he has his 1st good season?

NH - Brian your a mind reader, I'm already working it out!

[AthleticoSpizz]

BM - "Nick...he has a cute arse"

Nick - "I'll text JM to give him that lift home"

Random half-caste geezer having a drink - "no contract today...but there is always Arsenal"

[Big Ern]

BMcd - I know Sir John said we had to cut the cloth accordingly, but this is getting ridiculous.

NH - No probs, I will get the blue and white paint ordered from Wickes. Nobody will ever know.


Or

BMcd - Behold, with any luck, that's next years deficit.

NH - Why wait until next year, Sir John..SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!!

[Royal Prince]

BM: "Quick Nicky, take a pic on you phone! This will be a cracker for the 'summer photo but some bloke got in the way' thread!

[TBM]

BM: "Quick Nicky, take a pic on you phone! This will be a cracker for the 'summer photo but some bloke got in the way' thread!

lol

[WoodleyRoyal]

walcott steals and spits in Williams drink bottle

[No Fixed Abode]

"Our supporters are some of the saddest tw@ts going".

[roadrunner]

That bloke i signed back in January...........can he play centre half?

Nicky Hammond in shorts!!!

[Snowball]

Ah-ha, at least I know who the RFC number 8 was at Eastleigh. Walcott looks promising.

[No Fixed Abode]

Looks more like a young Anton Ferdinand that Walcott.