RUMOUR Reading to sell entire squad & withdraw from league

[Schards#2]

Jubilant "world class business model" fans holding an impromptu celebration outside HSBC. A fans spokesman said "this takes care of any potential black holes up to the season 2020-2021, take that Championship!!"

At the current rate of more profligate clubs folding, Reading remain on target for a return to the top flight in season 2070-2071 when their tally of 0 points is expected to be sufficient to clinch promotion from the championship amidst the welter of clubs going into administration "in their droves"

Happy Days

[Wycombe Royal]

YAWN

[Royal Rother]

DOUBLE YAWN

[Focher]

Schards id advise you stick to 'coalition central', it suits you far better.

[brendywendy]

anything in particluar that forced this particular shite fest out of you schards?


doenst make much sense tbf.

[Focher]

shite fest

lol

[Bandini]

Any news on this? SSN don't seem to have anything.

[West_Reading]

Any news on this? SSN don't seem to have anything.

It's all over Nicky Hammond's 'My Space' and Hi5 account.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

this rumor i can believe

WHY ARE WE BOTHERING CLOSE THE CLUB DOWN

[Ian Royal]

I never thought I'd say this, but Schards is making RL look like she's in Stephen Fry's league of wit and charm.

[Royal Lady]

I never thought I'd say this, but Schards is making RL look like she's in Stephen Fry's league of wit and charm.

LOL - I think I speak for both of us when I say we couldn't give a rat's arse what you think about either of us.

[Ian Royal]

I never thought I'd say this, but Schards is making RL look like she's in Stephen Fry's league of wit and charm.

LOL - I think I speak for both of us when I say we couldn't give a rat's arse what you think about either of us.

shame, I quite like you RL.

[PEARCEY]

Love the thread title.

[brendywendy]

I never thought I'd say this, but Schards is making RL look like she's in Stephen Fry's league of wit and charm.

LOL - I think I speak for both of us when I say we couldn't give a rat's arse what you think about either of us.

oxf*rd hell your both at it!

cheer up ffs!

[Bandini]

BREAKING: This story still hasn't been denied by the club.

[Terminal Boardom]

I will believe this thread 100% until it is mentioned in the Scrote.

[dogzbollox]

The attempt at humour is funnier than the content............bored were we?

[manny96]

Shards, RL, how are your computers arranged at home? Are you by any chance facing and giving each other cheeky looks as you post? Shards did you run this thread by the wife? It's not very funny.

[Royal With Cheese]

Shards, RL, how are your computers arranged at home? Are you by any chance facing and giving each other cheeky looks as you post? Shards did you run this thread by the wife? It's not very funny.

I can imagine a sort of 21st century Terry and June scene that will probably haunt me when I try to sleep later this evening.

[Royal Lady]

Shards, RL, how are your computers arranged at home? Are you by any chance facing and giving each other cheeky looks as you post? Shards did you run this thread by the wife? It's not very funny.

All I have posted on here is to have a go at Ian Royal's comment. I've not commented on Schards' thread other than that (and this one obviously).

I know it might seem strange to some people, but sometimes one of us posts without the other one even being there.