John Terry

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Do you really think anyone is gonna change their ways cos JT was/is a nob and may get a puny fine?

So that means you're either arguing for a much heavier punishment or for scrapping the whole criminal justice system.

So you want the criminal courts to define the meanings of words & phrases?
Yes it was insulting, but was it less insulting if the word black was not used? or substituted with ginger? Welsh? Jock? spotty? hairy?

No, I want the courts to do their job and look at the evidence, hear testimony and then decide whether an accused person is guilty or innocent of a specific offence - because they're much better placed to do that than someone who seems to have pre-judged the issue from what they've read in in the tabloid press.

[Extended-Phenotype]

"Reading isn't your strong point, eh? Perhaps you are good at snooker or something. Again, why say it if it isn't part of the insult?"

No EP, like you said, & my Mrs & others are well satisfied with my girth!

If you burried her in a wood on the same day as you met her, it doesn't count as your 'missus'.

For reference I drew you a picture;



Imagine it below a bright red header and a 30p price tag sat next to a pair of tits and an article about Rhiana's pet gerbil if it makes it easier to digest you fruitless wombturd.

[Maguire]

"Reading isn't your strong point, eh? Perhaps you are good at snooker or something. Again, why say it if it isn't part of the insult?"

No EP, like you said, & my Mrs & others are well satisfied with my girth!

If you burried her in a wood on the same day as you met her, it doesn't count as your 'missus'.

For reference I drew you a picture;



Imagine it below a bright red header and a 30p price tag sat next to a pair of tits and an article about Rhiana's pet gerbil if it makes it easier to digest you fruitless wombturd.

Rihanna

[watfordroyal]

"Reading isn't your strong point, eh? Perhaps you are good at snooker or something. Again, why say it if it isn't part of the insult?"

No EP, like you said, & my Mrs & others are well satisfied with my girth!

If you burried her in a wood on the same day as you met her, it doesn't count as your 'missus'.

For reference I drew you a picture;



Imagine it below a bright red header and a 30p price tag sat next to a pair of tits and an article about Rhiana's pet gerbil if it makes it easier to digest you fruitless wombturd.

Please define your phrase "fruitless wombturd"

Is that the same as dickless wonder, oh no in the dictionary it says that's Extended-Phenotype.

Btw, I don't bury them, you get caught that way, I cut them up into little pieces, stuff the bits into yellow plastic bags & send them off to the incinerator.
Want to meet up?

[southbank1871]

I'd quit whilst you're a long, long way behind if I were you watfordroyal.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Surely the use of the 'dictionary meme' puts him well ahead on freshness.

[cmonurz]

I do enjoy E-P's graphs and charts.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Is that the same as dickless wonder, oh no in the dictionary it says that's Extended-Phenotype.

POW

[southbank1871]

Surely the use of the 'dictionary meme' puts him well ahead on freshness.

Granted, it's a 'burn' I've not heard for many a year.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Thank f/ck it wasn't the webz-uppercut "look in the mirror".

That would have been a KO.

[Silver Fox]

Rio's film of the day today - A Cock and Bull Story with Steve Coogan

[watfordroyal]

Thank f/ck it wasn't the webz-uppercut "look in the mirror".

That would have been a KO.

You're good with the pretty colours, what are you wearing?
It's a fault, I know, but I do like to keep a little trophy.

[cmonurz]

watfordroyal, your original psot had a bit of the Blatter about it - the reaction you got can hardly be unexpected.

[Wax Jacket]

superb stuff that graph

[Extended-Phenotype]

Thank f/ck it wasn't the webz-uppercut "look in the mirror".

That would have been a KO.

You're good with the pretty colours, what are you wearing?
It's a fault, I know, but I do like to keep a little trophy.

Thanks! I'm not actually wearing anything, but my c/ck did get snagged on the coat hanger inside your ma's dungeonous ham-purse that she tried to dig you out with many moons ago – want it?

That would make a great trophy in recognition of your survival instinct. That and being hated all your life and still able to drum up the enthusiasm to downplay racism on the interweb using colloquial teenage put-downs.

[watfordroyal]

Thank f/ck it wasn't the webz-uppercut "look in the mirror".

That would have been a KO.

You're good with the pretty colours, what are you wearing?
It's a fault, I know, but I do like to keep a little trophy.

Thanks! I'm not actually wearing anything, but my c/ck did get snagged on the coat hanger inside your ma's dungeonous ham-purse that she tried to dig you out with many moons ago – want it?

That would make a great trophy in recognition of your survival instinct. That and being hated all your life and still able to drum up the enthusiasm to downplay racism on the interweb using colloquial teenage put-downs.

You've got a cock? wow, you really surprise me, Are you sure, has anyone else seen it to confirm?
I do like your use of language, you should be on the stage with your insults, you are so clever & witty,
I bow to your greater knowledge and input to society. You're a real credit to your community.
What is it that you do again?

[Nick Shorey my Lord!]

You've got a cock? wow, you really surprise me, Are you sure, has anyone else seen it to confirm?
I do like your use of language, you should be on the stage with your insults, you are so clever & witty,
I bow to your greater knowledge and input to society. You're a real credit to your community.
What is it that you do again?

[Wax Jacket]

You've got a cock? wow, you really surprise me, Are you sure, has anyone else seen it to confirm?
I do like your use of language, you should be on the stage with your insults, you are so clever & witty,
I bow to your greater knowledge and input to society. You're a real credit to your community.
What is it that you do again?

[LUX]

lol

joint POTD, with EP's Venn.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I bow to your greater knowledge and input to society. You're a real credit to your community.
What is it that you do again?

I'm a nematologist.