Football Agent (@FootballAgent49)

[HoneyRoastHoax]

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j322tm

Hey Guys,
I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months.
I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.
Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK.
Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source.
Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.
Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.
I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.
My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone

Regards, @FootballAgent49 (The Boss)

[HoneyRoastHoax]

Its not me BTW I am merely cutting and pasting

[cmonurz]

Didn’t know about this, but if he’s got the attention he claims then that’s absolutely brilliant.

[Geekins]

What does Fridays_Legacy and Maffff think of this?

[HoneyRoastHoax]

Just confirms what I thought about the others. Throw enough sh*t sooner or later one will stick. Being followed by lazy hacks is no endorsement of being ITK. Im glad the kid has done it

[moonwalklikebas]

What does Fridays_Legacy and Maffff think of this?

Probably in hiding

[Maguire]

What does Fridays_Legacy and Maffff think of this?

That he just copied them and they were doing it first?

[Cobi]

What does Fridays_Legacy and Maffff think of this?

both only comment on Reading, and not even that regularly.

[pea]

Hardly groundbreaking stuff, the amount of rubbish that gets regurgitated on here as fact from twitter is embarrassing

There are plenty more like him

[Ian Royal]

Hardly groundbreaking stuff, the amount of rubbish that gets regurgitated on here as fact from twitter is embarrassing

There are plenty more like him

THat's the point, they're all like him.

[paultheroyal]

What does Fridays_Legacy and Maffff think of this?

Probably writing their "it's been one big wind up speech" as you read this.

[Zammo]

Can't say I ever followed him

[Mr Angry]

Mind you, this story made me chuckle........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ds-newsxml

Everton and Aston Villa are attempting to pry Republic of Ireland striker Kevin Doyle away from Wolves



The "rumour" that just keeps on giving, 6 years on...................

[Albert Spangler]

Aston Villa need Superman not Doyle!

I'm not convinced that Ibrahima Sonko is really fit to cut it at top flight level anymore.

[Mike Hunt]

^^

[pea]

Mind you, this story made me chuckle........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ds-newsxml

Everton and Aston Villa are attempting to pry Republic of Ireland striker Kevin Doyle away from Wolves



The "rumour" that just keeps on giving, 6 years on...................

haha, was gonna mention that rumour, can't believe its still getting regurgitated

[leon]

Aston Villa need Superman not Doyle!

I'm not convinced that Ibrahima Sonko is really fit to cut it at top flight level anymore.

No, I meant the real Superman!

please f*ck off with the !!!!!!

[JoeyJoeJoeJnrShabadoo]

please f*ck off with the !!!!!!

You could have just used the first 3 words there mate

[Dick Habbin's hairdo]

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j322tm
Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.

Mega LOLZ.

[genome]

Mind you, this story made me chuckle........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ds-newsxml

Everton and Aston Villa are attempting to pry Republic of Ireland striker Kevin Doyle away from Wolves



The "rumour" that just keeps on giving, 6 years on...................

haha, was gonna mention that rumour, can't believe its still getting regurgitated

Shorey's having a medical at West Ham today.