SIGNED - Nick Blackman

[Barry the bird boggler]

Is he any relation to Ron?

[Maguire]

I also like the fact that he is called Nick Blackman and he is a black man.

Here's hoping that we sign Tim Scoresloadsoffukkinggoals from somewhere tomorrow.

Bollocks, I clicked this thread purely to make that exact gag, albeit phrased a little differently.

You have well and truly pissed on my chips. Thanks.

[Extended-Phenotype]

I know a David Whitehead who has a white head. And a Gillian Treadwell who I have never once seen fall over.

[HoneyRoastHoax]

I also like the fact that he is called Nick Blackman and he is a black man.

Here's hoping that we sign Tim Scoresloadsoffukkinggoals from somewhere tomorrow.

Bollocks, I clicked this thread purely to make that exact gag, albeit phrased a little differently.

You have well and truly pissed on my chips. Thanks.

I made it on page 3

[Scutterbucketz]

I also like the fact that he is called Nick Blackman and he is a black man.

Here's hoping that we sign Tim Scoresloadsoffukkinggoals from somewhere tomorrow.

Bollocks, I clicked this thread purely to make that exact gag, albeit phrased a little differently.

You have well and truly pissed on my chips. Thanks.

I made it on page 3

Booo! Didn't read the whole thread. It was an obvious one though so we should, all 3, hang our heads.

[Ian Royal]

Welcome Blackers. Good luck and glad to have you.

What's funny about that?

[SPARTA]

I know a David Whitehead who has a white head. And a Gillian Treadwell who I have never once seen fall over.

I work with a Malcolm Comehard, I've never asked the question.

[Archie's penalty]

Another piece on Blackman from The Two Unfortunates http://thetwounfortunates.com/nick-blac ... he-blades/

[RoyallyFcuked]

Not sure about this one to be honest, even more so when I look at the price. Quite suprised we have paid around £1.2 million for a striker who doesnt even have a proven track record of scoring goals, like Le Fondre for example, (who also only cost a fraction of that price at around £350k). Yes he was Sheffield United's best player in the cup game, but was he anything special? Hardly.

I fear this could be more of a Greg Halford or Emerse Fae type signing than a Dave Kitson or Adam Le Fondre bargain, but I hope I am proved wrong.

[Ouroboros]

Welcome Blackers. Good luck and glad to have you.

What's funny about that?

It's pretty racist, for a start.

[Big Ern]

Have never felt such ambivalence towards a Reading FC signing before.

[seahawk10]

Welcome aboard Manners?

[Ouroboros]

It's racist

It's his name you fool, his name is Blackman, if it were whiteman he'd have put whitey, but ffs his name is Blackman! You hysterical PC fanatics need to settle down, FFS the guy has to be allowed to have a name without people shouting out about racism.

It was a joke, you fool. Massive, massive whoosh for you.

Fuck off, you obe-eyed troglodyte wanker.

[MouldyRoyal]

1.5m seems like a lot of money for someone who is already 23 and never scored above L1 level.

Guessing it's a signing for if we go down, but feels like an expensive Sheppard-esque signing as opposed to a ALF-type punt.

EDIT: re-reading that, I know I am just taking a negative stance on the guy based on nothing other than the fact that I know nothing about him, which is something I hate in other posters. I hope he comes good and Brian has done his homework. IBWT etc

[juanpablo]

when this was rumoured I checked out some Sheff u forums and they were saying anything around 300k let him go......

[Ian Royal]

It's racist

It's his name you fool, his name is Blackman, if it were whiteman he'd have put whitey, but ffs his name is Blackman! You hysterical PC fanatics need to settle down, FFS the guy has to be allowed to have a name without people shouting out about racism.

It was a joke, you fool. Massive, massive whoosh for you.

Fuck off, you obe-eyed troglodyte wanker.

[creative_username_1]

I know a David Whitehead who has a white head. And a Gillian Treadwell who I have never once seen fall over.

I went to school with an Ian Shatwell - phyiscs results

I.Shatwell- 87%

I am unable to confirm how he shat

[The Real Sandhurst Royal]

Looks like we may have signed a good center forward for not a lot.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Yep, "Ronnie" did ok and won the decisive free kick. Wonder how it'll turn out in the next few games for him

[pea]

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