by Ian Royal »
10 May 2013 12:15
St. Brynjar Ian Royal SPARTA You would have loved Keith Scott, Robert Fleck, Paul Brayson..
Dean Morgan, Jim McIntyre, Neville Roach, Nicholas Bignall... who was that Irish striker recently... not Karl Sheppard, before him... I think he played a game or two in the League Cup.... David Mooney!
TBH you could include Long from between August 2009 to October 2010.
David Mooney is exempt because he scored a hat trick for me in Fifa 2011 to win the play-off final in the midst of an injury crisis.
Never seen the majority of the others, but it's hard to imagine them being worse than Church who has a permanent residence offside. Games where he started were akin to a sending off before the game began.
Simon Church has played comfortably at Championship level. He pisses all over the rest of them. It's only hard to imagine players being worse than him if you don't have a fricking clue.
Paul Brayson played over 40 games for us mostly in Division Two (League One) and he managed a grand total of about 2 goals. I can vividly remember one game where he burst clear of the defence and was one on one with the keeper in a situation you'd expect even Jay Tabb to score 60% of the time. No one in the stadium stood up, because we all knew he had no chance of scoring. And he didn't.
Jim McIntyre was a Scottish striker who had to be played in midfield for him to look competent at the same level.