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[Kitsondinho]

Whether he comes back to Chelsea or not, the Premier League will be a more entertaining place with him. We've got rid of mono tone McDermott, so MOTD etc should be more entertaining next season.

He is coming back.

Welcome back Jose.......let the circus begin.

[Royal With Cheese]

Whether he comes back to Chelsea or not, the Premier League will be a more entertaining place with him. We've got rid of mono tone McDermott, so MOTD etc should be more entertaining next season.

He is coming back.

Welcome back Jose.......let the circus begin.

Welcome back?
That lying manipulative cunt?

Hope he rots in hell.

I, for one, will not be tuning into the Sky bukakke press conference.

[soggy biscuit]

[No Fixed Abode]

Welcome back The Special One.

[sandman]

Smile if you're glad Mourinho has gone back to Chelsea

[AthleticoSpizz]

Good for Chelsea!

who wants to start his sacking sweepstake?

I go for November

[Zammo]

Welcome back The Special One.

Surely not so special when he is taking a backward step in his managerial career ?

[URZZZZZ]

Really glad Jose is bk in the prem

[Kitsondinho]

Despite all those nasty things he said about us and the ambulances, I can't wait for him to shake things up again! Yes he is a lying, conning bastard......but I like him BECAUSE of that! He is indeed box-office! Plus it has pissed Mick Dennis off, which is never a bad thing......

[Royal With Cheese]

Yes he is a lying, conning bastard......but I like him BECAUSE of that! He is indeed box-office!

If ever a statement neatly encapsulates everything that's wrong with football and supporters nowadays this is it.

[No Fixed Abode]

Yes he is a lying, conning bastard......but I like him BECAUSE of that! He is indeed box-office!

If ever a statement neatly encapsulates everything that's wrong with football and supporters nowadays this is it.

Be fair though, Reading under Mcdonut in the Prem were dire entertainment, both on and off the pitch. With Fergie retiring we really do lack characters as managers, so with Jose coming back you can be sure of some entertainment.

[Royal With Cheese]

Be fair though, Reading under Mcdonut in the Prem were dire entertainment, both on and off the pitch. With Fergie retiring we really do lack characters as managers, so with Jose coming back you can be sure of some entertainment.

Why, what's he going to do? Produce a rabbit out of his arse? That would be entertaining.

Managers aren't there to entertain us, they're there to get their team to win matches.

[soggy biscuit]

Reading under Mcdonut in the Prem were dire entertainment

lol @ at Chelsea fan saying that of another team

[Big Foot]

Be fair though, Reading under Mcdonut in the Prem were dire entertainment, both on and off the pitch. With Fergie retiring we really do lack characters as managers, so with Jose coming back you can be sure of some entertainment.

Why, what's he going to do? Produce a rabbit out of his arse? That would be entertaining.

Managers aren't there to entertain us, they're there to get their team to win matches.

Mourinho has won 71% of his PL matches, he's a special one. I'm happy to see him back in England - hopefully to get one step closer towards the England job.

[Royal With Cheese]

Mourinho has won 71% of his PL matches, he's a special one. I'm happy to see him back in England - hopefully to get one step closer towards the England job.

How is that relevant to the cum fest the press have been involved with?

How is him being an "entertainer" relevant to his teams performance?

If he wants to be an entertainer let him go on Britain's Got Talent.

I love football but I absolutely and utterly loathe everything around the 24 hour publicity bollocks that pervades modern football coverage. It's bollocks for the sake of bollocks. It's Harry conducting yet another sad interview out of the windows of yet another new car. It's morons dispatched to every ground looking to dig up an entertaining story - rather than reporting on fcuking football, it's the ridiculous questions that they ask again and again and again and the crass inferences that are spun out to make some air time.

But sure, I come form an age when coverage was limited to MOTD/Big Match and you never saw Reading on the TV. An age without the internet and the plethora of multi-accounted morons who inhabit it, an age without HobNob.

In this world the Earth still rotated around the sun and people got on with their lives rather than waiting for the next press conference run by liars and hypocrites having microphones shoved under their noses every 5 minutes and asked fcuking stupid questions.

Yes, I'm a dinosaur and I make no excuses for it. There are no standards in football any more. there were precious few when I first started watching but at least I didn't get it rammed down my throat 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I guess it's getting pretty close to me just not bothering with it any more and doing something more useful with my time.

No offence, you are entitled to your opinion and you are the first person to put a footballing reason for Chelsea re-employing him. He was undoubtedly good at his job and I'm sure he'll be successful at Chelsea. I just think we'd all be better off without this tirade of shit that accompanies football nowadays.

[southbank1871]

RattLOLed?

[Royal With Cheese]

RattLOLed?

Quite possibly.

[Silver Fox]

Certainly

But considering I flicked on SS1 last night and they seemed to have cleared the schedules for a load of Mourinho "specials" you might have a point

[Royal With Cheese]

I'll try to say no more on the matter.

[From Despair To Where?]

Mourinho has won 71% of his PL matches, he's a special one. I'm happy to see him back in England - hopefully to get one step closer towards the England job.

How is that relevant to the cum fest the press have been involved with?

How is him being an "entertainer" relevant to his teams performance?

If he wants to be an entertainer let him go on Britain's Got Talent.

I love football but I absolutely and utterly loathe everything around the 24 hour publicity bollocks that pervades modern football coverage. It's bollocks for the sake of bollocks. It's Harry conducting yet another sad interview out of the windows of yet another new car. It's morons dispatched to every ground looking to dig up an entertaining story - rather than reporting on fcuking football, it's the ridiculous questions that they ask again and again and again and the crass inferences that are spun out to make some air time.

But sure, I come form an age when coverage was limited to MOTD/Big Match and you never saw Reading on the TV. An age without the internet and the plethora of multi-accounted morons who inhabit it, an age without HobNob.

In this world the Earth still rotated around the sun and people got on with their lives rather than waiting for the next press conference run by liars and hypocrites having microphones shoved under their noses every 5 minutes and asked fcuking stupid questions.

Yes, I'm a dinosaur and I make no excuses for it. There are no standards in football any more. there were precious few when I first started watching but at least I didn't get it rammed down my throat 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I guess it's getting pretty close to me just not bothering with it any more and doing something more useful with my time.

No offence, you are entitled to your opinion and you are the first person to put a footballing reason for Chelsea re-employing him. He was undoubtedly good at his job and I'm sure he'll be successful at Chelsea. I just think we'd all be better off without this tirade of shit that accompanies football nowadays.

+1

2hrs of news a day, 24hrs of broadcasting to fill. That's 22hrs of bollocks to find.

I've posted at length previously my opinions of Mourinho and modern football in general so I won't go there again other than to say that he's a oxf*rd football manager and he's got a new job, big oxf*rd deal, it happens almost every week. It's not like he's done anything of consequence for the overwhelming majority of people, he hasn't cured cancer, he hasn't ended poverty in Africa, he's a middle aged man with a oxf*rd huge ego beng given the platform to spout more self agrandising bollocks. When Bob Paisley or Matt Busby retired they got 2 minutes on News At Ten, enough with the overkill.