The Reading4eva shoite rumours thread

[From Despair To Where?]

1. Look at OP
2. Cry
3. Leave thread, don't bless the thread with a comment.
4. Repeat.

You kinda fcuked up on Step 3 there

[akranes]

1. Look at OP
2. Cry
3. Leave thread, don't bless the thread with a comment.
4. Repeat.

You kinda fcuked up on Step 3 there

Took one (two) for the team.

[The Real Sandhurst Royal]

No thanks.....A troupe of Brazilian dancers for pre match and half time entertainment would to nicely.

[Reading4eva]

I was just wondering what pub you heard this rumour in this time? And if you could recommend a beer of choice for this establishment also?

The Plough in Tilehurst this time. Spoke to some old chap called Dave who is in the know. Was drinking some of their finest Speckled Hen. Mmmmm lovely

[dogzbollox]

If this does have any credence at all ask yourself - do we need a striker that's even shorter than ALF? 5'9">>>> 5'6 & a ballhair, my feeling is that we need height at the front!

[P!ssed Off]

On this year's Football Manager he had a minimum fee release clause of ~ £750,000.
Anton's been doing his scouting it seems .

tbf, according to FM he has immense potential, didn't come to much when I bought him for my Dortmund team, but there we go.

[Platypuss]

How about a R4E shoite thread all of his own?

[Judge Drenthe]

How about a R4E shoite thread all of his own?

Please! Can you lock it as well? That way all his shit gets put in there and he gets zero bites.

[Reading4eva]

Steve the Sparky in the Horn Inn in town told me we are looking at this chap as we supped some Guinness in the sun whilst smoking a Benson & Hedges. Due to recession I had to opt for a Pall Mall.

Didn't rate him myself. But if he's a low capture not a bad shout.

[Judge Drenthe]

Someone's been reading the football rumours website.

[Mike Hunt]

[Reading4eva]

According to Paul down at the Star, Pangbourne we are in for this chap from some Holland side called Uterect. Don't know much about him but the Carlsberg is good there. Highly recommended. Also recommend the offy opposite. Pall Mall for £5.99 lovely jubbly

[Cobi]

In your own rumours shoite thread, bitch!

[Agent Balti]

It's Utrecht....and Carlsberg ain't good anywhere.

[Reading4eva]

That curry ain't half look good. Is that a Miahs curry might have to pop over. Which lagers do you sell?

[Plymouth_Royal]

Another credible and exciting rumour from the "eva" reliable reading4eva.

I'm not going to advise you to get a hobby as I understand you are restricted due to your asbo.

[Agent Balti]

That curry ain't half look good. Is that a Miahs curry might have to pop over. Which lagers do you sell?

If I did, it wouldn't be Carlsberg.

[maffff]

in b4 the lock

[Cobi]

in b4 the lock

This thread will sadly be here for a long long time.

[Reading4eva]

Sir Dodger Royal on twitter seems to have heard this too:

@SirDodgerRoyal: #readingfc are hoping to complete the signing of FC Utrecht striker Jacob Mulenga within the week

Undo this biatches... This is credible