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[Platypuss]

Chins up m8.

^obs RATTLOLed.

[stealthpapes]

I check on this thread once in a while. Sweet jesus - the amount of time Kes spends trolling this thread it's a wonder that any punter in Reading gets his cock sucked.

If his inevitable danger-wank based suicide wasn't going to make a collector's edition of the Reading Evening Post that week, I'd probably feel worried for him.

[Dai Brainbocs]

Mourino has asked for the female doctor to be removed from the bench this weekend.

Club going for a hatrick...
Racist - tick
Sexist - tick
What's next?

Doctorist. Turns out she has a professional obligation to tend to the player if summoned that goes with the territory of being a doctor.

[Nameless]

It was a foul however, Cahill was in a covering position so it shouldn't have been a red card. Simple.

Also questionable as to whether it was a penalty as it was right on the line. If in doubt you don't give a penalty. Two mistakes by Michael Oliver on this occasion.

*On a related note - we were harshly given cards for diving last season. Good to see David Silva getting away with a blatant one last night.

It was clearly inside the box. Just because it's close doesn't mean you bottle it.the ref would have had a call from the Lino to help on positioning.
One defender covering does not mean it isn't a red card. The offence is denying a clear goal scoring opportunity and whilst the ref takes into account positioning of covering players the fact that there is one around does not automatically mean the forward did not have an opportunity to score. In this case it would probably require the defender to be likely to be able to clear the ball before the forward could shoot.

None of this.

Try harder, it's all fairly straightforward and most people have worked the rules out after a number of years of them applying.....
Zero mistakes by Oliver, multiple errors by Kes. BAU.

[No Fixed Abode]

But it's down to interpretation. You see it one way as you don't like the Premier League Champions and other people see it another way. I hope this is str8 forward enough for you to understand my m8.

[stealthpapes]

But it's down to interpretation.

[genome]

But it's down to interpretation. You see it one way as you don't like the Premier League Champions and other people see it another way. I hope this is str8 forward enough for you to understand my m8.

But it's not though. It's inside the area. HTH.

[WoodleyRoyal]

defo inside

[sandman]

Why are any of you bothering to argue with No Fixed Brain?

[Nameless]

But it's down to interpretation. You see it one way as you don't like the Premier League Champions and other people see it another way. I hope this is str8 forward enough for you to understand my m8.

You misinterpret things because you're a bit of a pcunt looking for an argument.

Others can see things a bit more objectively.

You utterly fail to understand that the line is part of the penalty area and you have no idea what constitutes a goal scoring opportunity.

Given the FA have laughed out the groundless appeal you'd best quit well you are just a long way behind.

[genome]

Why are any of you bothering to argue with No Fixed Brain?

Like you don't.

[Ouroboros]

it was right on the line.

it's down to interpretation.

[Platypuss]

[Nameless]

Couple more bullets won't do any harm surely ?

[No Fixed Abode]

it was right on the line.

it's down to interpretation.

Chins up m8s!

Stopping digging a hole you can't get out of.

[Ian Royal]

Couple more bullets won't do any harm surely ?

He's still twitching. I think it's best to go for a double tap to the forehead, then severe the head, ram a stake through his heart and bury him at a crossroads. Figuratively obvs.

Kes, could you demonstrate, using the picture above perhaps, how the offence is outside the line of the penalty area. And maybe give us your definition of what a clear goal scoring opportunity is.

Convince me you're right.

[Angry Shed Sex]

What picture Ian?

[John Madejski's Wallet]

Seeing as the football league doctor's group have come out and agreed that José is a mahoosive pcunt, are Chelsea going to actually be able to get a doctor for Saturday's game?

[Brosef Stalin]

Yes. Yes they will.

[WoodleyRoyal]

This is all just about putting himself on the back pages rather than the media writing about how shit their performance was. He takes the pressure off his players better than any other manager in the game. Like him or not he's bloody good at what he does