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Amazing Stat

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Re: Amazing Stat

by WoodleyRoyal » 20 Nov 2015 16:53

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Re: Amazing Stat

by Pepe the Horseman » 20 Nov 2015 17:04

Can the subject be changed to "YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS AMAZING STAT. CLICK HERE!!!!"?

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Re: Amazing Stat

by strap » 20 Nov 2015 20:08

And exactly HOW MUCH has Charlatan Clarke been allowed to spend to make this improvement? A oxf*rd sight more than Adkins was ever given - that's how oxf*rd much.

His own oxf*rd words : “I understand the angst and anger among supporters, but when someone is prepared to pay money to speak to me, it’s something as a professional I have to look at."

Professional? Pro-fucking-fessional you pcunt??? As a "professional" you oxf*rd pcunt, you oxf*rd honour your oxf*rd contract you useless oxf*rd Scottish charlatan.

oxf*rd off Clarke you oxf*rd cynical traitorous Scottish pcunt.

oxf*rd off out of OUR club you traitorous oxf*rd shit. You'd better oxf*rd hope you never meet me in a dark alley you oxf*rd arsehole pcunt. That "support" oxf*rd clear enough for you you piece of Scottish horseshit?

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Re: Amazing Stat

by AthleticoSpizz » 20 Nov 2015 20:11

.......now that's just funny


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Re: Amazing Stat

by AthleticoSpizz » 20 Nov 2015 20:13

But how much did Fulham pay to "speak to him"?

Is this a new footballing £ phenomena?

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Re: Amazing Stat

by Lacoste » 20 Nov 2015 20:16

strap And exactly HOW MUCH has Charlatan Clarke been allowed to spend to make this improvement? A oxf*rd sight more than Adkins was ever given - that's how oxf*rd much.

His own oxf*rd words : “I understand the angst and anger among supporters, but when someone is prepared to pay money to speak to me, it’s something as a professional I have to look at."

Professional? Pro-fucking-fessional you pcunt??? As a "professional" you oxf*rd pcunt, you oxf*rd honour your oxf*rd contract you useless oxf*rd Scottish charlatan.

oxf*rd off Clarke you oxf*rd cynical traitorous Scottish pcunt.

oxf*rd off out of OUR club you traitorous oxf*rd shit. You'd better oxf*rd hope you never meet me in a dark alley you oxf*rd arsehole pcunt. That "support" oxf*rd clear enough for you you piece of Scottish horseshit?



Yep, I agree

We have too many new fans these days that just don't understand.

Well said sir.

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Re: Amazing Stat

by Ian Royal » 20 Nov 2015 20:22

Hey everyone, look at this cherry picked statistic to disguise the fact we haven't won in five games and the manager was considering taking a sideways step to a rival yesterday. Isn't everything wonderful!

Clarke is doing better than last year for sure though, and we're six points ahead of this time last year. Admittedly bettering relegation form with mid-table form is still a failure after the summer business.
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Re: Amazing Stat

by Lacoste » 20 Nov 2015 20:23

Ian Royal Hey everyone, look at this cherry picked statistic to disguise the fact we haven't won in five games and the manager was considering taking a sideways step to a rival yesterday. Isn't everything wonderful!

Clarke is doing better than last year for sure though. Admittedly bettering relegation form with mid-table form is still a failure after the summer business.


Yep and that.


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Re: Amazing Stat

by sandman » 20 Nov 2015 20:26

Brighton fans in 2003 And exactly HOW MUCH has Charlatan Coppell been allowed to spend to make this improvement? A oxf*rd sight more than Hinshelwood was ever given - that's how oxf*rd much.

His own oxf*rd words : “I understand the angst and anger among supporters, but when someone is prepared to pay money to speak to me, it’s something as a professional I have to look at."

Professional? Pro-fucking-fessional you pcunt??? As a "professional" you oxf*rd pcunt, you oxf*rd honour your oxf*rd contract you useless oxf*rd Scouse charlatan.

oxf*rd off Coppell you oxf*rd cynical traitorous Scouse pcunt.

oxf*rd off out of OUR club you traitorous oxf*rd shit. You'd better oxf*rd hope you never meet me in a dark alley you oxf*rd arsehole pcunt. That "support" oxf*rd clear enough for you you piece of Scouse horseshit?

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Re: Amazing Stat

by Lacoste » 20 Nov 2015 20:31

sandman
Brighton fans in 2003 And exactly HOW MUCH has Charlatan Coppell been allowed to spend to make this improvement? A oxf*rd sight more than Hinshelwood was ever given - that's how oxf*rd much.

His own oxf*rd words : “I understand the angst and anger among supporters, but when someone is prepared to pay money to speak to me, it’s something as a professional I have to look at."

Professional? Pro-fucking-fessional you pcunt??? As a "professional" you oxf*rd pcunt, you oxf*rd honour your oxf*rd contract you useless oxf*rd Scouse charlatan.

oxf*rd off Coppell you oxf*rd cynical traitorous Scouse pcunt.

oxf*rd off out of OUR club you traitorous oxf*rd shit. You'd better oxf*rd hope you never meet me in a dark alley you oxf*rd arsehole pcunt. That "support" oxf*rd clear enough for you you piece of Scouse horseshit?


He didn't try and jump at the first opportunity, also, he had pervious management successes.

Go back to world of warcraft you geek

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Re: Amazing Stat

by Ian Royal » 20 Nov 2015 20:34

I'd have gone with 'you've just made that all up' to be honest.

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Re: Amazing Stat

by strap » 20 Nov 2015 20:41

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Brighton fans in 2003 And exactly HOW MUCH has Charlatan Coppell been allowed to spend to make this improvement? A oxf*rd sight more than Hinshelwood was ever given - that's how oxf*rd much.

His own oxf*rd words : “I understand the angst and anger among supporters, but when someone is prepared to pay money to speak to me, it’s something as a professional I have to look at."

Professional? Pro-fucking-fessional you pcunt??? As a "professional" you oxf*rd pcunt, you oxf*rd honour your oxf*rd contract you useless oxf*rd Scouse charlatan.

oxf*rd off Coppell you oxf*rd cynical traitorous Scouse pcunt.

oxf*rd off out of OUR club you traitorous oxf*rd shit. You'd better oxf*rd hope you never meet me in a dark alley you oxf*rd arsehole pcunt. That "support" oxf*rd clear enough for you you piece of Scouse horseshit?


He didn't try and jump at the first opportunity, also, he had pervious management successes.

Go back to world of warcraft you geek


I'm sorry I have no idea what you mean re. world of warcraft. I'm just very very VERY angry, and upset, and disappointed. I will Google word of warcraft and get back to you.

Ah, I see what what you mean - well I don;t have long harir (or pretty much any hair really), and don;t have a baseball cap. The fact I have no idea what they are going on about also kind of counts me out!

So back to your head in the sky response - exactly WHAT previous management success are you talking about? His record taking over Roy Hodgson's team was average at best, and his record here is also mediocre. Other than that he's been an assistant. So, er, that'll be no previous success then?
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Re: Amazing Stat

by Lacoste » 20 Nov 2015 20:44

FAO strap, I'm agreeing with you. It was aimed at sandman. He edited youre massage.

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Re: Amazing Stat

by strap » 20 Nov 2015 20:49

Lacoste FAO strap, I'm agreeing with you. It was aimed at sandman. He edited youre massage.


No sweat mate, I'm just so oxf*rd pissed off I can't speak!! My blood pressure is off the chart and my wife has stormed off out to next door as she can't stand my continuous "effing and blinding" about what she considers essentially nothing!!

I am even more angry tham when the other fat scottish bastard shafted us, and more than when Parjudas shafted us ... I probably need medical help, but FFS ... what is it with these guys? Have they no morals whatsoever?!?!?

Sorry, I will log off now and sit in a darkened room for 48 hours.

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Re: Amazing Stat

by Lacoste » 20 Nov 2015 20:53

strap
Lacoste FAO strap, I'm agreeing with you. It was aimed at sandman. He edited youre massage.


No sweat mate, I'm just so oxf*rd pissed off I can't speak!! My blood pressure is off the chart and my wife has stormed off out to next door as she can't stand my continuous "effing and blinding" about what she considers essentially nothing!!

I am even more angry tham when the other fat scottish bastard shafted us, and more than when Parjudas shafted us ... I probably need medical help, but FFS ... what is it with these guys? Have they no morals whatsoever?!?!?

Sorry, I will log off now and sit in a darkened room for 48 hours.


Yep, at least the other FSB achieved something with us. He deserved to be courted.

Obviously sandman won't rember these days, he was too busy masturbating his dad and dreaming about candyfloss at the fair, not football.

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Re: Amazing Stat

by FC. » 20 Nov 2015 21:44

Some further cherry picked stats to content with the OS efforts

Last season Championship fixtures by managers, points per game (ppg):
Adkins P21 W7 D4 L10 Pts25 PPG1.19
Clarke P25 W6 D7 L12 Pts25 PPG1

Current season Championship fixtures
Clarke P16 W6 D6 L4 Pts24 PPG1.5

Clarke has improved in terms of ppg this season but his improvements started for a woefully low starting point at 1 ppg from last season.

I think every manager with the financial backing and overall backing Clarke has had would be able to better his last seasons efforts if they were in his position.

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Re: Amazing Stat

by leon » 20 Nov 2015 21:46

Pepe the Horseman Can the subject be changed to "YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS AMAZING STAT. CLICK HERE!!!!"?


WHEN YOU SEE THIS STAT YOU WILL SHIT YOURSELF

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Re: Amazing Stat

by Soul Man » 20 Nov 2015 22:27

The win stats are rubbish since Clarke took over if only Fulham would have been a better deal for the most rubbish manager in our history

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Re: Amazing Stat

by Sutekh » 21 Nov 2015 09:37

AthleticoSpizz But how much did Fulham pay to "speak to him"?

Is this a new footballing £ phenomena?


If there is a clause in his contract which says other clubs can speak to him for load of wedge then perhaps we should be welcoming SC on Saturday as such a scheme means we earn a load of dosh and keep the manager....

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