The footballer gets arrested thread

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Winston Biscuit » 30 Jun 2019 16:19

Wesley Sneijder arrested for general drunken bellendry (video in link)

https://as.com/tikitakas/2019/06/30/por ... &m5=MjA%3D

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Silver Fox » 17 Jul 2019 09:25

Joey Barton charged with ABH following tunnel incident vs Barnsley

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49013849

How is he still Fleetwood's manager?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Winston Biscuit » 28 Aug 2019 11:49

Dean Saunders locked up for 10 weeks

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by Old Man Andrews » 28 Aug 2019 11:56

Winston Biscuit wrote:Dean Saunders locked up for 10 weeks
Crimes against anecdotes?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hendo » 28 Aug 2019 12:05

Old Man Andrews wrote:
Winston Biscuit wrote:Dean Saunders locked up for 10 weeks
Crimes against anecdotes?
Failing to provide a breath test, which one can assume means he was waaaaaaaaay over the limit.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Victor Meldrew » 28 Aug 2019 12:09

Old Man Andrews wrote:
Winston Biscuit wrote:Dean Saunders locked up for 10 weeks
Crimes against anecdotes?
:D :D
You listen to Talksport as well.

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by Old Man Andrews » 28 Aug 2019 12:24

Hendo wrote:
Old Man Andrews wrote:
Winston Biscuit wrote:Dean Saunders locked up for 10 weeks
Crimes against anecdotes?
Failing to provide a breath test, which one can assume means he was waaaaaaaaay over the limit.
Does he avoid a driving ban though? He might have considered jail the lesser of two evils.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hendo » 28 Aug 2019 12:30

Old Man Andrews wrote:
Hendo wrote:
Old Man Andrews wrote: Crimes against anecdotes?
Failing to provide a breath test, which one can assume means he was waaaaaaaaay over the limit.
Does he avoid a driving ban though? He might have considered jail the lesser of two evils.
Nope, 30 month ban.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Whore Jackie » 28 Aug 2019 12:31

Nope, 30 month driving ban too.

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by Old Man Andrews » 28 Aug 2019 12:33

Hendo wrote:
Old Man Andrews wrote:
Hendo wrote:
Failing to provide a breath test, which one can assume means he was waaaaaaaaay over the limit.
Does he avoid a driving ban though? He might have considered jail the lesser of two evils.
Nope, 30 month ban.
Excellent. Well deserved.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Sanguine » 28 Aug 2019 12:35

If I'm understanding correctly, if he'd just given a breath sample, he'd have got a driving ban, but because he refused (both, it seems, at the roadside, and back at the station) he's got himself a prison term as well. Whoever said footballers weren't stupid?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by The Enfield Royal71 » 28 Aug 2019 12:48

Sanguine wrote:If I'm understanding correctly, if he'd just given a breath sample, he'd have got a driving ban, but because he refused (both, it seems, at the roadside, and back at the station) he's got himself a prison term as well. Whoever said footballers weren't stupid?
He may not have necessarily refused. If you cant give one (too drunk/not blowing enough) Thats the same.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hendo » 28 Aug 2019 13:31

The Enfield Royal71 wrote:
Sanguine wrote:If I'm understanding correctly, if he'd just given a breath sample, he'd have got a driving ban, but because he refused (both, it seems, at the roadside, and back at the station) he's got himself a prison term as well. Whoever said footballers weren't stupid?
He may not have necessarily refused. If you cant give one (too drunk/not blowing enough) Thats the same.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-m ... e-49497817

Sounds like he did.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Royal Rother » 28 Aug 2019 13:47

It’s his asthma don’t you know....

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Winston Biscuit » 28 Aug 2019 14:09

The Enfield Royal71 wrote:
Sanguine wrote:If I'm understanding correctly, if he'd just given a breath sample, he'd have got a driving ban, but because he refused (both, it seems, at the roadside, and back at the station) he's got himself a prison term as well. Whoever said footballers weren't stupid?
He may not have necessarily refused. If you cant give one (too drunk/not blowing enough) Thats the same.
bad experience Enfielders?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by genome » 28 Aug 2019 14:56

Does Talksport only employ alcoholics?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hendo » 28 Aug 2019 14:58

genome wrote:Does Talksport only employ alcoholics?
Whatever do you mean genome?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Old Man Andrews » 28 Aug 2019 15:02

Ray Parlour is also always pissed these days too.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by genome » 28 Aug 2019 15:03

Hendo wrote:
genome wrote:Does Talksport only employ alcoholics?
Whatever do you mean genome?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hendo » 28 Aug 2019 15:06

genome wrote:
Hendo wrote:
genome wrote:Does Talksport only employ alcoholics?
Whatever do you mean genome?

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The man looks like he'll explode any second.
Again, I don't know what you mean. :lol:

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