Inevitabilities for Saturday

[Rawlie19]

89. 80% of the beings in the away section will be wearing parkas and dragging their knuckles on the floor.

There you go Katie, we can all do it.

[The Cube]

88. Reading shirters will give the biggun to a coach of United fans, the coach will pull over and the lads will get off and give the Shirters a slap.

Once shirters are on floor thwy will be left alone.

After this non-existent event, the coach will return to Surrey.

[Katie Marsden]

88. Reading shirters will give the biggun to a coach of United fans, the coach will pull over and the lads will get off and give the Shirters a slap.

Once shirters are on floor thwy will be left alone.

After this non-existent event, the coach will return to Surrey.

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[Platypuss]

NeutraLOL

[Katie Marsden]

NeutraLOL

ReLOLegation

[cmonurz]

NeutraLOL

ReLOLegation

MaLOLcoLOLm GLOLazeROFL pROFLotests.

This is fun.

[Katie Marsden]

NeutraLOL

ReLOLegation

MaLOLcoLOLm GLOLazeROFL pROFLotests.

This is fun.

No L in Champions, I give up

[Platypuss]

NeutraLOL

ReLOLegation

ROFLeLOLegation, if you don't mind.

[shadesrwrf]

ReLOLegation

MaLOLcoLOLm GLOLazeROFL pROFLotests.

This is fun.

No L in Champions, I give up

Don't give up, there's an A!

ChALOLmpions!!

[bcubed]

where were you at Wemberley?

[Cookie]

I'll be bringing in as many drugs as possible into the ground

Do you have flu?

[mathematically_safe]

90. various blokes in the lower part of Y26 will get all uppity when a man ure player steals a few yards a throw on/takes a corner with the ball outside the quadrant/steals a yard or two for a free kick.

(not just for tomorrow - happens every game. give it a rest...)

[North Somerset Royal]

91? I will ask for a pint in the concourse and on being served the usual short measure complain whereupon I will be made to wait 10 mins whilst they find someone who can speak english.

92 We will emerge from all parts of the ground to find ourselves knee deep in dog shit as the sniffer dogs hit back.

[addsrfc]

93 leroy lita will moan after the game sayin he wasn't given a chance and he could have won the game single handed

[Rawlie19]

91? I will ask for a pint in the concourse and on being served the usual short measure complain whereupon I will be made to wait 10 mins whilst they find someone who can speak english.

The pint glasses (plastics) that they use are actually larger than a pint which is why it isn't filled up. Check the side of the cup and you should see a line to which they are supposed to fill to make it a pint.

Time gentlemen please!

[Barney]

90 whatever...

For those that have followed this club for 30-40+ years, and were part of the REAL Southbank...

We will..
1) Laugh at the pathetic ManU muppets that find their way into pockets of the North or East Stand.
2) Laugh at the RFC 'fans' that have only enjoyed success over the past decade or so..and cringe as the postings after the game call for Coppell's head or cry out for more ambition from the club.
You should have travelled to Hereford for a Division Four midweek game before complaining about where we are at today.
3) Enjoy watching OUR club. Win, lose or draw..the REAL fans have been going for years. We know the bad times as well as the good times.

And one final thing. Whether RFC stays up or gets relegated. I'll be there. As will thousands of others. The club might lose a few thousand fair-weather boys that prefer watching the 'glam clubs'. Is that a bad thing ? Not really.

Come on Reading. I'm blue and white for ever, and will back the team whatever. It's called loyalty.

And if any of you sad sacks spout on about 'lack of ambition' or 'Coppell out'....then you ain't Reading. You are a new fan that has jumped on the bandwagon and your views mean NOTHING.

[TFF]

90 whatever...

For those that have followed this club for 30-40+ years, and were part of the REAL Southbank...

We will..
1) Laugh at the pathetic ManU muppets that find their way into pockets of the North or East Stand.
2) Laugh at the RFC 'fans' that have only enjoyed success over the past decade or so..and cringe as the postings after the game call for Coppell's head or cry out for more ambition from the club.
You should have travelled to Hereford for a Division Four midweek game before complaining about where we are at today.
3) Enjoy watching OUR club. Win, lose or draw..the REAL fans have been going for years. We know the bad times as well as the good times.

And one final thing. Whether RFC stays up or gets relegated. I'll be there. As will thousands of others. The club might lose a few thousand fair-weather boys that prefer watching the 'glam clubs'. Is that a bad thing ? Not really.

Come on Reading. I'm blue and white for ever, and will back the team whatever. It's called loyalty.

And if any of you sad sacks spout on about 'lack of ambition' or 'Coppell out'....then you ain't Reading. You are a new fan that has jumped on the bandwagon and your views mean NOTHING.

I really thought we'd moved on.

[Barney]

Did you really thought we'd moved on ? Oh, I am so sorry to hear that.

You poor lad. My heart bleeds for you.

I am so sorry for you that hard core Reading fans still exist. Never mind lad.

You must hate it. Reading old boys out there that LOVE the club with a passion. One club. Born and bred in Reading. Blue and white for ever. Years of good times and bad times.

Makes you sick BOY doesn't it. Tough. We are still out there. 30+ years of following Reading. Proud of it, and RFC through and through.

[Lower West]

94. At the final whistle Reading will have the same goal difference as Derby.......

[TFF]

Did you really thought we'd moved on ? Oh, I am so sorry to hear that.

You poor lad. My heart bleeds for you.

I am so sorry for you that hard core Reading fans still exist. Never mind lad.

You must hate it. Reading old boys out there that LOVE the club with a passion. One club. Born and bred in Reading. Blue and white for ever. Years of good times and bad times.

Makes you sick BOY doesn't it. Tough. We are still out there. 30+ years of following Reading. Proud of it, and RFC through and through.