Reading Town thread

[rfcjoe]

not another reading town pcunt! eat shit and fook off.

[jocombes]

not another reading town pcunt! eat shit and fook off.

It's RTFC Drummer, couldn't remember my password so have this account

[rg6royal]

Called off because you couldn't get a referee?

[jocombes]

Called off because you couldn't get a referee?

Waterlogged pitch

[readingbedding]

Not suprised, bad weather on Saturday.

Used to hate games being called off, anti-climax and all that.

[eddiegrundy]

Right, as it's Xmas it's time for a quiz. For all you know-alls who slag off RTFC and his beloved team. how much do you really know about Reading Town? One point for each correct answer, and no RTFC, you're barred from entering.

Reading Town Christmas Quiz

1. What is the name of Reading Town's home ground?

2. What League do Reading Town play in? (full league name including sponsor reguired to get the point)

3. What League did they play in last season (full league name again chaps)?

4. Who are Reading Town's kit sponsors?

5. Who is Reading Town's top scorer this season?

6. Who currently plays number 9 for Reading Town?

7. Reading Town recently beat Pegasus Juniors 3-0. Where are Pegasus Juniors based?

8. Who is Reading Town's manager?

9. What do Reading Town's most ardent supporters call themselves?

10. And what colour flag do they fly at home games?

Good luck and Merry Xmas to all - Answers will be posted here on Friday 19th.

[Dirk Gently]

Right, as it's Xmas it's time for a quiz. For all you know-alls who slag off RTFC and his beloved team. how much do you really know about Reading Town? One point for each correct answer, and no RTFC, you're barred from entering.
......
Good luck and Merry Xmas to all - Answers will be posted here on Friday 19th.

1. Don't care.
2. Don't care.
3. Don't care.
4. Don't care.
5. Don't care.
6. Don't care.
7. Don't care.
8. Don't care.
9. Don't care.
10. Don't care.

I like football at all levels and will happily watch any team, but the "efforts" of RTFC Drummer have ensured thay're one club I won't ever be going along to.

[Four Of Clubs]

1. What is the name of Reading Town's home ground?
Scours Lane
2. What League do Reading Town play in? (full league name including sponsor reguired to get the point)
FTL Futbol (kits) Hellenic Premier League
3. What League did they play in last season (full league name again chaps)?
Cherry Red Records Combined Counties League - Premier
4. Who are Reading Town's kit sponsors?
Ethical Threads
5. Who is Reading Town's top scorer this season?
Graham Lewis
6. Who currently plays number 9 for Reading Town?
Ray 'Whitley Tavern' Spence - when he feels like it.
7. Reading Town recently beat Pegasus Juniors 3-0. Where are Pegasus Juniors based?
Old School Lane , HEREFORD
8. Who is Reading Town's manager?
Colin Millard
9. What do Reading Town's most ardent supporters call themselves?
(RTFC) Barmy Army - but others call them all sorts of things
10. And what colour flag do they fly at home games?
Haven't a clue - I'd guess Red/Black - can't say I noticed the last time I went ? ...oooh what a giveaway!

.... and can I add in some bonus questions?

1. What is Defender Jonathan Hazell's nickname?

2. Which midfielder is said to look and play like Patrick Vieira - correct spelling please?
must say he played more like Patrick Moore when I last saw him!

3. Which 'former' rivals of Town knocked them out of the Southern Combination Cup earlier this season.

4. Their ground shares its name with a (not very famous) British Composer - what is it?

5. Town's record attendance is 1,067 in 2002/03 against which current Conference South team?

6. That particular club ONLY finished third that season with 111 points and were BEHIND which two teams?

.... I'll fold my Anorak away now.

[jocombes]

The Red Flaflying high at Scours Lane

[eddiegrundy]

1. What is the name of Reading Town's home ground?
Scours Lane
2. What League do Reading Town play in? (full league name including sponsor reguired to get the point)
FTL Futbol (kits) Hellenic Premier League
3. What League did they play in last season (full league name again chaps)?
Cherry Red Records Combined Counties League - Premier
4. Who are Reading Town's kit sponsors?
Ethical Threads
5. Who is Reading Town's top scorer this season?
Graham Lewis
6. Who currently plays number 9 for Reading Town?
Ray 'Whitley Tavern' Spence - when he feels like it.
7. Reading Town recently beat Pegasus Juniors 3-0. Where are Pegasus Juniors based?
Old School Lane , HEREFORD
8. Who is Reading Town's manager?
Colin Millard
9. What do Reading Town's most ardent supporters call themselves?
(RTFC) Barmy Army - but others call them all sorts of things
10. And what colour flag do they fly at home games?
Haven't a clue - I'd guess Red/Black - can't say I noticed the last time I went ? ...oooh what a giveaway!

.... and can I add in some bonus questions?

1. What is Defender Jonathan Hazell's nickname?

2. Which midfielder is said to look and play like Patrick Vieira - correct spelling please?
must say he played more like Patrick Moore when I last saw him!

3. Which 'former' rivals of Town knocked them out of the Southern Combination Cup earlier this season.

4. Their ground shares its name with a (not very famous) British Composer - what is it?

5. Town's record attendance is 1,067 in 2002/03 against which current Conference South team?

6. That particular club ONLY finished third that season with 111 points and were BEHIND which two teams?

.... I'll fold my Anorak away now.

Very, very good, I've obviously pitched the bar too low here, but at least it saves me posting the answers on Friday. Of course you can add some bonus questions, and they do look very tough indeed. Do you think you should bar jocombes (aka RTFC) though - he is simply champing at the bit to answer these!?

[Four Of Clubs]

Do you think you should bar jocombes (aka RTFC) though - he is simply champing at the bit to answer these!?

... Not at all - I'm sure Little Drummer Boy is itching to answer the bonus questions - I think he'll find Question 2 a bit tough - bearing in mind his hardly blemish-free spelling record - then again he could always look the answer up in a Town programme?

... and he might need a bit of help with questions 5. & 6. since they probably pre-date his direct 'love' of the Town?

[parky]

Right, as it's Xmas it's time for a quiz. For all you know-alls who slag off RTFC and his beloved team. how much do you really know about Reading Town? One point for each correct answer, and no RTFC, you're barred from entering.
......
Good luck and Merry Xmas to all - Answers will be posted here on Friday 19th.

1. Don't care.
2. Don't care.
3. Don't care.
4. Don't care.
5. Don't care.
6. Don't care.
7. Don't care.
8. Don't care.
9. Don't care.
10. Don't care.

I like football at all levels and will happily watch any team, but the "efforts" of RTFC Drummer have ensured thay're one club I won't ever be going along to.

Greed +1

[papereyes]

2. What League do Reading Town play in? (full league name including sponsor reguired to get the point)
FTL Futbol (kits) Hellenic Premier League

That's only one division above the level where 'my' first team play.

A. LOL. ITO.

I play in the 4th team, 4 divisions below that, so LOL @ me btw tbh ftw rofl

[jocombes]

2. What League do Reading Town play in? (full league name including sponsor reguired to get the point)
FTL Futbol (kits) Hellenic Premier League

That's only one division above the level where 'my' first team play.

A. LOL. ITO.

I play in the 4th team, 4 divisions below that, so LOL @ me btw tbh ftw rofl

It's a much bigger step than you all think, playing teams who are a long way away like Almondsbury, Harrow Hill etc. Leave at 11 or 12 and get back at 7or9 which is a long hard day so tbh you can't lol the league Reading Town are in.

[papereyes]

2. What League do Reading Town play in? (full league name including sponsor reguired to get the point)
FTL Futbol (kits) Hellenic Premier League

That's only one division above the level where 'my' first team play.

A. LOL. ITO.

I play in the 4th team, 4 divisions below that, so LOL @ me btw tbh ftw rofl

It's a much bigger step, playing teams who are a long way away like Almondsbury, Harrow Hill etc. Leave at 11 or 12 and get back at 7or9 which is a long hard day so tbh you can't lol the league Reading Town are in.

I just did. I get the feeling they're no worse than Pennington, Dukinfield, Stockport, Rochdale etc from Manchester, although I'll grant you that teams (apparently) refuse promotion as the required ground improvements will cost too much.

And I'll LOL again, just for good measure
LOL

[jocombes]

I want all of you lot to be at Scours lane tmoz

[T.R.O.L.I.]

5. Town's record attendance is 1,067 in 2002/03 against which current Conference South team?

At a guess - AFC Wimbledon? I remember the chaos caused in Sandhurst for AFCW's first ever game - 3,000+ people turned up (or something like that).

[Alan Partridge]

I want all of you lot to be at Scours lane tmoz

Don't hold your breath...actually...give that a go

[jocombes]

I want all of you lot to be at Scours lane tmoz

Don't hold your breath...actually...give that a go

I take that as a yes

[eddiegrundy]

.... and can I add in some bonus questions?

1. What is Defender Jonathan Hazell's nickname?

2. Which midfielder is said to look and play like Patrick Vieira - correct spelling please?
must say he played more like Patrick Moore when I last saw him!

3. Which 'former' rivals of Town knocked them out of the Southern Combination Cup earlier this season.

4. Their ground shares its name with a (not very famous) British Composer - what is it?

5. Town's record attendance is 1,067 in 2002/03 against which current Conference South team?

6. That particular club ONLY finished third that season with 111 points and were BEHIND which two teams?

.... I'll fold my Anorak away now.

Ok, after checking my collection of 3 old RTFC programmes (yes 'fraid I've been too):-

1. Jonathan Hazell's nickname is Nutty (obviously)

2. I guess Patrick Moore must be Zeph Chukwudum

3. Chertsey Town

4. Dunno

5. AFC Wimbledon

6. Withdean 2000 and AFC Wallingford