Europa League

[SLAMMED]

Feel sorry for Fulham. Probably didn't deserve to win tonight but definitely put up a good fight.

[floyd__streete]

Lily crying in the stands, absolute heartbreak for Fulham, I feel sorry for them.

Most be absolutely galling for a Fulham diehard like Lily Allen who can remember the days of Mike Conroy. I hear Fulham were complaining that they only got 14,500 tickets; that should be more than enough considering they were getting 2,500 in Division 3 15 years again.

Ps. Mohammed ALOL Fayed.

[Rex]

I'm sure selling off Harrods has eased things for him slightly.

[RoyalChicagoFC]

going back to 2003, this is the eighth one of these I've watched, and each has been won by either an Iberian club or one from the former USSR --Porto, Valencia, CSKA Moskva, Sevilla, Sevilla again, Zenit, Shakhtar, Atletico

Fixed that for me

[leww_rfc]

Been watching the Play-off game, unlucky Fulham. Terrific run!

[Compo's Hat]

Bloody hell, that's probably Fulham's biggest away following by a country mile!

They've done very well in Europe this season despite the result and should be proud.

[Archie's penalty]

Still would

http://www.dailypoa.com/?s=lily+allen

[Stooper]

Lily crying in the stands, absolute heartbreak for Fulham, I feel sorry for them.

Most be absolutely galling for a Fulham diehard like Lily Allen who can remember the days of Mike Conroy. I hear Fulham were complaining that they only got 14,500 tickets; that should be more than enough considering they were getting 2,500 in Division 3 15 years again.

Ps. Mohammed ALOL Fayed.

Bit pissed floyd?

[Dirk Gently]

Lily crying in the stands, absolute heartbreak for Fulham, I feel sorry for them.

Most be absolutely galling for a Fulham diehard like Lily Allen who can remember the days of Mike Conroy. I hear Fulham were complaining that they only got 14,500 tickets; that should be more than enough considering they were getting 2,500 in Division 3 15 years again.

Ps. Mohammed ALOL Fayed.

What was really bad was that the oxf*rd in the Fulham box office decided to sell tickets to STH at a maximum of 4 per person! So the first 3,600 people snapped up 4 each and many STHs got non whatsoever.

Absolutely stupid decision.

[SpaceCruiser]

Most be absolutely galling for a Fulham diehard like Lily Allen

Who the f*ck is Lilly Allen? I was when she was interviewed with her grandpa before the game.

[Maguire]

Most be absolutely galling for a Fulham diehard like Lily Allen

Who the f*ck is Lilly Allen? I was when she was interviewed with her grandpa before the game.

[Row Z Royal]

Pcuntic madrid

RIP Spacey

'greed.

Surely Pathetico Madrid would have been better.

[SpaceCruiser]

Pcuntic madrid

RIP Spacey

I'm still around!

[SpaceCruiser]

Pcuntic madrid

RIP Spacey

'greed.

Surely Pathetico Madrid would have been better.

What about Athlesbo Madrid?

[Row Z Royal]

Homoerotico Madrid.

[soggy biscuit]

DISAPPOINTMENT FOR PLUCKY BILLIONAIRE'S PLAYTHING

PLUCKY Fulham went down fighting last night as their riches to even more riches tale ended in last minute disappointment.



'Their extra time defeat to Atletico Madrid was heartbreaking for football fans across the country, who had followed this heroic band of violent, semi-literate millionaires all the way to the Europa League final.

But after the heady heights of a dazzling European run the club is once again facing the harsh reality of another domestic season blighted by enormous wages and a huge transfer budget.

Manager Roy Hodgson said: "We're just an ordinary bunch of absurdly over-paid people whose very souls are the property of a billionaire megalomaniac conspiracy-theorist.

"But Mr Al Fayed's a lovely, down-to-earth bloke and anyone who says different can look forward to being attacked by a massive leopard that's completely unconnected to him in any way."

Hodgson added: "After the match he spoke to the lads, mainly about how MI6 and the Duke of Kent had genetically engineered Diego Forlan to destroy our team after having assassinated Jade Goody.

"Then we had a proper down-to-earth cup of tea served from a 300-gallon ivory urn by a uniformed batallion of perfumed flunkies. Just like my old mum used to make it."

Fulham have had an epic season, having played for almost 100 hours since July of last year. But Hodgson said the team was now showing the adverse effects of having to cram the equivalent of three weeks work into a space of just 10 months.

Meanwhile the Coattager's pluckiness coefficient will also drop after having reached a European final, with commentators now expected to be around 68% less patronising.

But Hodgson insisted he is hoping to compensate for the down-grade with a series of summer signings including a 1950s Cockney orphan and a little dog that dragged a baby from a fire.

[floyd__streete]

Bit pissed floyd?

No, May is my sober month. Just a bit about Allen being shown crying, typical of the new nouveau following they have attracted. I suppose Hugh Grant also remembers Ian Branfoot's era at Craven Cottage. Does he balls.

[Sarah Star]

I suppose that makes me Reading's new nouveau then, LOL!

[floyd__streete]

I suppose that makes me Reading's new nouveau then, LOL!

Are you famous then? Perhaps I should look up the definition of nouveau

[Sarah Star]

It's all relative, Floyd. Fulham gets Lilly Allen and Hugh Grant; Reading gets me and Wizard.