Super Jonny Fern confirmed for Footy Phone In Fri 9 Feb

[cheeryoleary]

Jon,

How are you feeling? Are you okay?

I think you may require some immediate hospital treatment, as remarkably, an anagram of your name is NO FEN JAR.

Just in case you don't speak Klingon, NO FEN JAR translates as NO PANCREAS.

Cheers then.
Cheery

f*ck me that was hard.

[Barry the bird boggler]

And there's no stopping him

[noise]

Mr. Fearn,

Have you ever ran onto the pitch to inspect an injury only to find the person fine and just pretending to be injured? When you see someone go down on the pitch, can you tell if the injury is serious or just milking it?

[M4 Junction 11]

you have a bumbag which reminds me of Batman's utility belt.

Supplemental questions-

Jon, What's the most unusual thing you carry in your utility belt (sorry bum bag) and why do you carry it?
With the club looking at any and every money making opportunity how likely we'll see a Jon Fearn designed utility belt for sale soon in the megastore?

[M4 Junction 11]

Jon, I understand that women are not allowed in the Reading F.C. changing rooms when the players are getting changed, showered, etc. Do you know why this is not allowed and do these same restrictions also apply to your assistant Becky Brown?

[cheeryoleary]

Andy West says we have invested in some pitch covers....

Hoorah!

[cheeryoleary]

"We've got lots of texts to get through in the next few minutes"

f*ckall of which are from here....

[TFF]

"We've got lots of texts to get through in the next few minutes"

f*ckall of which are from here....

I missed the first 10 minutes - have any of our questions been asked?

[cheeryoleary]

Just the "Carlton Palmer... what a cock" question.

[TFF]

LOL at the geezer that's phoned in suggesting we should have signed Cureton instead of Halford

[cheeryoleary]

LOL at the geezer that's phoned in suggesting we should have signed Cureton instead of Halford

He's from Caversham Park. What do you expect?

[noise]

so how about Halford next week?

[AthleticoSpizz]

LOL at the geezer that's phoned in suggesting we should have signed Cureton instead of Halford

Thats' Peter from Cav Park ..........our local "confused man" ......bless him......................................................"we were rubbish in 1949.............we are rubbish now"...............Cureton should've started against West ham and we might not have lost 6-0.....that Pardew should get the sack.


and as for "George" (aged 12/13/14)..........



Why oh why do these folk get the airtime?

[M4 Junction 11]

I missed it. Is it worth listening to the BBCRB Recording?

[M4 Junction 11]

unless your on the internet with hobnob you wont really know the intricate background of what's going on

[AthleticoSpizz]

unless your on the internet with hobnob you wont really know the intricate background of what's going on

oh noooooooooo

[M4 Junction 11]

LOL at the geezer that's phoned in suggesting we should have signed Cureton instead of Halford

Thats' Peter from Cav Park ..........our local "confused man" ......bless him......................................................"we were rubbish in 1949.............we are rubbish now"...............Cureton should've started against West ham and we might not have lost 6-0.....that Pardew should get the sack.


and as for "George" (aged 12/13/14)..........



Why oh why do these folk get the airtime?

cureton "yes yes yes yes yes ..."