CONFIRMED John Oster on BBC Berks Fri 28th Sept

[Barry the bird boggler]

RED or BLUE Bounties

[seahawk10]

When do you think you will be ready to get back in the squad?

Give me an example of a typical halftime talk by the gaffer. Does Coppell ever get angry? How does he motivate the squad?

Dennis from Los Angeles

[Ollie]

Tim: "Bizarrely there are some pictures of Ken Dodd in the list of questions..."

Hands up who thinks I'll be able to explain that to Tim.

[bb0118]

Ken Dodd, yesterday - with his hands up

[seahawk10]

This is my first tune in to BBC Radio Berkshire with a Reading player in the studio. Does he read nearly every question like this each week? I finid it hilarious that he actually read nearly all of g's questions. (including the obvious gag ones) I am going to have to be more creative next week.

[seahawk10]

John Morgan Oster,

Should you ever find yourself playing against Plymouth and stay the night in this town famous for pirates and raving queerboys, might I recommend that you have a quiet night in and keep yourself to yourself.

Under no circumstances should you ask the hotel porter to obtain the services of a large bearded fellow with an eye patch and parrot for a good hard shag as the headline in the papers might read......

ARG! JON RENTS HOMO

.... which remarkably, is an anagram of your name.

Cheers then
Cheery

Too funny that he actually read this one.

[g]

Ollie when will the programme be on listen again? I missed the beginning.

[Ollie]

The programme is on til 8pm so you need to wait til after 8. It's there now if you go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire, click Listen Again, and select Sportsweek.

Glen Little interview is at around 7.15pm which you may not have heard, very interesting about his injury.

[Rawlie19]

The programme is on til 8pm so you need to wait til after 8. It's there now if you go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire click Listen Again, and select Sportsweek.

Glen Little interview is at around 7.15pm which you may not have heard, very interesting about his injury.

Corrected link

[Rawlie19]

People keep coming up with strange names that makes it difficult for me to read out...

Me thinks stranger to come next week Tim, nice one.

[seahawk10]

Some suggestions for signatures courtesy of the old Heathrow Airport Humour story (http://www.netjeff.com/humor/audio/AirportPrank.html):

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed from Saudi Arabia
(I hate this oxf*rd job, and I will be fired)

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie from Malaysia
(I've been fired, and bye-bye everybody)

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted from Afghanistan
(My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard)

[Ollie]

This could all end in tears.

[Royal Lady]

This could all end in tears.

Ollie, do you actually not really get many texts sent in during the show?

[Geekins]

This could all end in tears.

Ollie, do you actually not really get many texts sent in during the show?

Whats the point when you can post on here for free?

[Royal Lady]

I meant from non-nobbers. Obviously.

[Rawlie19]

And why does Tim keep referring to the questions from here as from email? Can't he say from the HNA? forum, or if that would be seen as advertising, from an unofficial fans forum?

And please explain to him the whole Dodding experience. You're not a real nobber until you've been Dodded.

[Forbury Lion]

This could all end in tears.

Ollie, do you actually not really get many texts sent in during the show?

Just sign them off "Spacey from Exeter" and they'll get read out

[RoyalBlue]

Tim: "Bizarrely there are some pictures of Ken Dodd in the list of questions..."

Hands up who thinks I'll be able to explain that to Tim.

Tim Nice But Dim?

[cheeryoleary]

John,

What do you think of fans with too much time on their hands who spend hours dreaming up innane questions to be read out on local BBC radio?

"Get a life"