JAMES HARPER CONFIRMED ON BBC BERKS FRI 12 OCT

[mattyougg]

What happened to your long throw?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVnQXWqm8Gc
Has Steve Coppell banned it?
Matt, Caversham.

[Forbury Lion]

Harps
Which countries are you eligible to play for, Ghana, England... possibly Ireland with a name like Harper.
So which one will it be?

Regards
Steve McLaren, Soho Square.

[Forbury Lion]

Are you any good at taking penalties and whose going to take them from now on?

Larry the lamb lover, Basingstoke

[soggy biscuit]

[PieEater]

Steve Sidwell refers to you as the most stupid person he's ever met (on his football icons site), is he joking or does he really do your swede in?

Why are you always the last person to get on the pitch when the team comes out? Do other players try to catch you out by hiding in the toilet?

[Tredder]

Harps.

It's Helens birthday party tonight..shouldn't you be there rather than here listening to a bunch of plastics staying in on a friday night?

ps. Worst attempt at a personalised number plate in history.

[Tredder]

Harps.

No Reading player really has a decent song..one drunken afternoon in the Hour Glass in Wycombe shortly after you'd signed from Arsenal..a few guys drunkenly narrated a song for you from Rock the Casbah by the Clash..... it goes a little like this...

Arsene never liked him.....Whoa James Harper....Whoa James Harper....repeat until bored.

I think in todays current climate of crap football songs..that one was quite cult status.

ps. I'm at Helens party right now and you're still with fatboy Hufford.

Gayer.

[Forbury Lion]

Tim
It's Father here, Mother off to bingo tonight and wants to know if you want peas or beans with your fishfingers tonight? I tried to tell her you were doing your radio thing but she was most insistant on me finding out.
Tim's dad via text.

[Tredder]

James.

I occasionally place a bet with Ladbrokes..is Glen Little always such a bad loser and why does he back on the cartoon racing?

Gamblers Anonymous

[Forbury Lion]

Mr Harper
Do you or do you not agree with the widely held view that the lack of independent cinema's in Reading, such as old ABC cinema, has forced players to get their thrills elsewhere as Leroy Lita has done. If so, what do you intend to do about it?

Regards
Roy Smith, Reading

[Dirk Gently]

James

I've heard you described in the past by a club insider as "madder than a sackful of monkeys". Do you agree with this description, and just how many monkeys do you feel you're as mad as?

DG

[Forbury Lion]

Harps
As Kevin Doyle celebrated scoring the winner on Sunday Stephen Hunt clearly came over and patted him on the unmentionables.

With this in mind, Can we expect to see you score a hat trick next time out?

Regards
Pat Peaness

[Tredder]

James.

One of the boards leading contributors once went to watch Reading play Bournemouth away.

The weather that day was attrocious and pretty much rained all afternoon and evening..but he continued to drive to the ground..the game was called off about 4.30 and calls were made to his mobile and messages from the club were aired on local radio..but still he drove on..on arrival at the ground he was confronted by a car park sodden in rain water but no cars..at approximately 7.00 he found out that the game had been abandoned.

Do you think that more provisions such as electric seating be in place for deaf people travelling alone?

Yours

Ben Mitchell
Walford

[Forbury Lion]

Harps
Do you still get wound up when people talk about that perfectly good goal you scored against QPR that was ruled offside?

Regards
Tredder, at home watching football from the comfort of my armchair.

[Tredder]

Harps.

Whilst sitting in the away end i overheard you asking Jamie Cureton if he wanted a game of Jacks.

Do you owe him money as he seemed to take the whole situation rather badly..resulting in us being reduced to ten men and no chance of victory

For piece of mind for that blatant sending off on purpose to help his old side out..was the directors daughter rumour true?

Yours

Graham Rix
Whitley Park Junior School Caretaker.

[Rawlie19]

Harps.

Whilst sitting in the away end i overheard you asking Jamie Cureton if he wanted a game of Jacks.

Do you owe him money as he seemed to take the whole situation rather badly..resulting in us being reduced to ten men and no chance of victory

For piece of mind for that blatant sending off on purpose to help his old side out..was the directors daughter rumour true?

Yours

Graham Rix
Whitley Park Junior School Caretaker.

That was Sid. HTH
James H.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Harps

Just how funny are you finding QPR's current predicament at the moment, do you think it serves them right after your perfectly good goal down there was ruled out?

[Barry the bird boggler]

Harpsichord or Piano?

[Dirk Gently]

James

Can you share your recipe for the James Harper fry-up weight-loss plan?

DG

[Barry the bird boggler]

Baked Beans or Spaghetti hoops with your pre match fry up?


PS - Lots of people have said they thought you played better than usual last Sunday....