Mike AshLOLey

[tee peg]

should be well suited for British football.

[Mr Angry]

"Billionaire Nigerian businessman" ................hmmmm; sounds like a dodgy internet scam.

Hello. Thank you for your busy time in letting me write this special very email for you.

I am Billionaire Nigerian businessman who has many billions in my accounts but unable am I to move billions of money due to officialdom policemen who are corrupt and stopping me.

I ask you, as a fellow person being, to help me move my many billions away Nigeria and to me allow use of money. If you let me use your account at the bank to put my many billions, you can have £5 Million of my money yourself for the use and all for being a human person being to help me.

Yours - Billionaire businessman in Nigeria.


Reply:

Ay canny lad, send oos yor munney like, and i'll tell yer waht - yer very welcoom to the Toon if yer interested like!

Yer mate ferever

Mike Ashley.

[sucatraps]

"Billionaire Nigerian businessman" ................hmmmm; sounds like a dodgy internet scam.

Hello. Thank you for your busy time in letting me write this special very email for you.

I am Billionaire Nigerian businessman who has many billions in my accounts but unable am I to move billions of money due to officialdom policemen who are corrupt and stopping me.

I ask you, as a fellow person being, to help me move my many billions away Nigeria and to me allow use of money. If you let me use your account at the bank to put my many billions, you can have £5 Million of my money yourself for the use and all for being a human person being to help me.

Yours - Billionaire businessman in Nigeria.

Nice and my thoughts exactly
Reply:

Ay canny lad, send oos yor munney like, and i'll tell yer waht - yer very welcoom to the Toon if yer interested like!

Yer mate ferever

Mike Ashley.

[Royal Lady]

According to reports today a Nigerian consortium reckon they have raised the money required to buy Newcastle!!

[sucatraps]

According to reports today a Nigerian consortium reckon they have raised the money required to buy Newcastle!!

'Haddaway an shite man, smirk tabs, drink nookey brune ale, tha nows nowt pet!

[Dirk Gently]

According to reports today a Nigerian consortium reckon they have raised the money required to buy Newcastle!!

Mike Ashley is just waiting for an e-mail telling him the money has been paid into his Paypal account and then it'll all be done.

[sucatraps]

could result in a very colourful kit though!

[Huntley & Palmer]

Keegan to be brought back in as manager if the takeover is agreed.

LOLZ

[Whore Jackie]

Looks like Terry Venables is in the frame as interim manager.

*cough*

Mark GoLOLdberg

[weybridgewanderer]

[sucatraps]

Hey Geordie fella, have you got any African in you?...................would you like some?

[Deathy]

Looks like Terry Venables is in the frame as interim manager.

*cough*

Mark GoLOLdberg

El Tel has turned them down.

He doesn't want the job on a temporary basis and feels the club deserves better.

[Uke]

Looks like Terry Venables is in the frame as interim manager.

*cough*

Mark GoLOLdberg

El Tel has turned them down.

He doesn't want the job on a temporary basis and feels the club deserves better.

While immediately negotiating an exclusive deal with the Sun.

So he's spot on with his statement - the club does deserve better!

[One Beer is never enough.]

And now Joe Kinnear as temp manager.

Raised eyebrows!

[Focher]

I love you Dennis

[Royal Rother]

Very interesting!

[readingbedding]

Better than no-one.

[Turns8]

I love you Dennis

ALOLITO...preparing for life outside the Premiership...LOL

[AF1]

LOL

[Chuckle Brother]

Better than no-one.

Marginally.