Ronaldo in car crash

[jocombes]

The player was unhurt.

I bet he dived and overeacted just to get some sympathy

[bishbosh92]

What an idiot

doing that to such a good car 120,000 dat cost

dats like pennys to him though, big insurance bill though

[Platypuss]

Please use English.

[rfcjoe]

What an idiot

doing that to such a good car 120,000 dat cost

dats like pennys to him though, big insurance bill though

Blud, I say we go to his ends and shank him up a lickle bit! Get me doe.

Safe.

[Rex]

Is very likely that he simply hadn't warmed the tyres, was not experienced enough with the car to understand it will kick out under acceleration and just lost it in a slide. Nothing shocking other than the shame of destroying a beautiful car.

funny how cars built to perform under hot road conditions cannot handle correctly in the cold harsh winter in this country!

[Harry Carry]

What an idiot

doing that to such a good car 120,000 dat cost

dats like pennys to him though, big insurance bill though

I fink you will find its more expensive than 120,000 innit.

[readingbedding]

There seems to be a lot of crashes with people involved in football.
Should be more careful.

[Mr Angry]

The insurance would be astronomical; value of vehicle, age and occupation of driver, and possibly location.

Probably would have got it through a specialist broker as its not the sort of thing Direct Line would do!!

£8-10k i would guess.

[Mr Angry]

What an idiot

doing that to such a good car 120,000 dat cost

dats like pennys to him though, big insurance bill though

I fink you will find its more expensive than 120,000 innit.

The Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano has a base price of £176,186 OTR; the FI version is 181,080 OTR; either are less than 2 weeks wages for the guy.

[TheMaraudingDog]

The insurance would be astronomical; value of vehicle, age and occupation of driver, and possibly location.

Probably would have got it through a specialist broker as its not the sort of thing Direct Line would do!!

£8-10k i would guess.

The news said that "he won't be looking forward to the time when he has to renew his insurance, currently at £12k for the car"

To be fair, it may go up but it will still be peanuts to him.

[Mr Angry]

The insurance would be astronomical; value of vehicle, age and occupation of driver, and possibly location.

Probably would have got it through a specialist broker as its not the sort of thing Direct Line would do!!

£8-10k i would guess.

The news said that "he won't be looking forward to the time when he has to renew his insurance, currently at £12k for the car"

To be fair, it may go up but it will still be peanuts to him.

True.

Just pleased he wasn't hurt.

[Harry Carry]

What an idiot

doing that to such a good car 120,000 dat cost

dats like pennys to him though, big insurance bill though

I fink you will find its more expensive than 120,000 innit.

The Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano has a base price of £176,186 OTR; the FI version is 181,080 OTR; either are less than 2 weeks wages for the guy.

and with all the options. I'm sure his would have cost approx. £200,000......

[Whore Jackie]

The Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano has a base price of £176,186 OTR; the FI version is 181,080 OTR; either are less than 2 weeks wages for the guy.

and with all the options. I'm sure his would have cost approx. £200,000......

A car with £19,000 worth of options? That's VW Golf territory surely.

[Thaumagurist*]

You know what? I reckon they should take away his driving licence for extremely dangerous driving and fine him whatever they like.

[who are ya?]

He must have been so embarrassed having to drive his gleaming black Bentley to training instead yesterday...

[Dirk Gently]

He would have been fine if the wall was the full 10-yards away.

[Mr Angry]

The Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano has a base price of £176,186 OTR; the FI version is 181,080 OTR; either are less than 2 weeks wages for the guy.

and with all the options. I'm sure his would have cost approx. £200,000......

Available options for the 599 GTB Fiorano F1.

Who would pay nearly £800 for a clothes hanger??



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[soggy biscuit]

Cristiano Ronaldo escaped unharmed after writing of his Ferrari yesterday - rumours are that he dived from car before it hit the barrier.

The first thing he said to the police was that the wall was not 10yrds away.

Alex Ferguson is claiming that Ferrari does not give Ronaldo enough protection.

Witnesses at the scene of Ronaldos crash say he was only lightly tapped from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped and rolled over 10 times!!

Apparently witnesses in other cars who saw the incident, said that Ronaldo's car was accelerating towards the tunnel, when it suddenly and inexplicable seemed to flip over, with absolutely no contact with any other vehicles. The police arrived, and immediately following directions from Ronaldo, arrested the nearest car driver.

[TheMaraudingDog]

There’s got to be a funnier joke than that one out there, you know, what’s the difference between Ronaldo and Diana or something along those lines…

[soggy biscuit]

There’s got to be a funnier joke than that one out there, you know, what’s the difference between Ronaldo and Diana or something along those lines…

One's a cheating c***, the other's a Portuguese footballer?